25 Suggestions for “You’re tearing me apart, Joanna”

1. lostaname says:

   August 10, 2011 at 6:19 am

   Start talking binary

   or

   start talking leet.

   or

   laugh at Joanna’s ridiculous way of talking

   or

   Wonder out loud if Joanna is smart enough to come up with her own plan.

   or

   She’s clearly not thinking straight. Give her a hug.
2. lostaname says:

   August 10, 2011 at 6:21 am

   Whine about your coconut icecream.

   or

   Throw your icecream at her for giving you the wrong flavour.
3. lostaname says:

   August 10, 2011 at 7:02 am

   Make a Quest Yeah reference, just because you don’t know what it is.
4. Clydeicus says:

   August 10, 2011 at 7:38 am

   Use some cheat codes.
5. lostaname says:

   August 10, 2011 at 7:40 am

   Wish for Jane to save you for a change.
6. lostaname says:

   August 10, 2011 at 7:42 am

   Greet Sparkface with utter sarcasm.

   or

   Greet Sparkface with utter disappointment.

   or

   Don’t be aware of Sparkface’s existence.
7. eggface says:

   August 10, 2011 at 7:57 am

   Tell Joanna that she shouldn´t be taking orders from sparkface

   or

   Try using Gameshark,maybe this time it will work
8. KZero says:

   August 10, 2011 at 8:28 am

   Ignore Sparkface when he arives.

   OR

   Ask Joshua when he got so sane.

   OR

   Just lick your ice cream and be quiet while mummy and daddy argue.
9. Wolfe M. Howler says:

   August 10, 2011 at 8:29 am

   Ask her something only Joanna would know.
10. lostaname says:

    August 10, 2011 at 8:30 am

    Since this place looks like a painting, try to use your pencil to draw your way out of your restrains by turning your missing arm into a claw.
11. mouldcube says:

    August 10, 2011 at 8:55 am

    run and look for another trinket inside this trinket, and don’t think of any consequences for that possibility.
12. TSSL says:

    August 10, 2011 at 9:10 am

    Throw the ice cream in her face, but miss.
13. Azreal341 says:

    August 10, 2011 at 9:20 am

    Eat the icecream anyway.
14. Dellis says:

    August 10, 2011 at 9:24 am

    she’s just mind-controlled from the red looney. Get Joshua to confess to her, that’ll make her snap out of it.
15. Yomojo says:

    August 10, 2011 at 9:26 am

    Sit quietly licking your ice cream while watching the events in front of you unfold
16. Supernerd says:

    August 10, 2011 at 9:41 am

    Just will yourself up some different ice cream!
17. Riaxh says:

    August 10, 2011 at 9:42 am

    congrats for Quests Yeah!

    “Master” Sparkface?
18. Eridan the Pirate says:

    August 10, 2011 at 10:02 am

    Will yourself a cute puppy.
19. Kouk says:

    August 10, 2011 at 10:05 am

    Have Josh make another trinket for you and capture her in it.
20. Demonio Penguino says:

    August 10, 2011 at 10:43 am

    Stab with the manadan!
21. lostaname says:

    August 10, 2011 at 11:44 am

    Will yourself a new arm

    or

    will yourself a Jane.

    or

    Will yourself to be The One

    or

    Will yourself to be out of the pendant.
22. Liefizul says:

    August 10, 2011 at 11:56 am

    Cast cone of cold on your ice cream, it’s starting to melt from the high temperatures.
23. Penthoplayer says:

    August 10, 2011 at 12:48 pm

    Liquify her. That will clear this mess up.
24. Dark says:

    August 10, 2011 at 12:54 pm

    Throw the ice cream at Joanna.
25. PHANTOM says:

    August 10, 2011 at 1:27 pm

    Fry her brain with a binary paradox phrase.