Ask to speak to someone older
Kids running a waterpark, this right here is hell.
What do you do?
Give him a noogie or Demand a map or Demand that two of them stand on each other’s shoulders so that you don’t have to look down
Apply Diplomacy
Close the park down.
And by Diplomacy I mean Lollipop.
ask why the apprentice brought you here or Jame’s, write down the Exact location of waterpark town and vow to go there
give the poor kid a lollipop
Arrest everyone.
Masterfully conceal the fact that you are a bunch of vampires.
Be more racist.
OR
Treat all the aquoblins like children.
Address their leader as “skamp” or “rascal”.
As the tallest (and therefore most qualified) blue person, declare yourself the new leader of Aquopolis/the Aquoblins.
Establish a military dictatorship; these midgets are in no position to defend themselves from the hellspawn.
Use their leader as an armrest.
Pat the next “aquoblin” you see on the head and say something condescending.
don’t judge. try out one of the rides first.
Continue standing directly in front of Apprentice, for you are Nathan: the Farthorian barricade.
Swear profusely to traumatize the kiddies.
punish them… with fire
Take over the park and make profit.
Realize that the amount of burning things down you’ve been doing is dangerously close to violating code 12345 of section 678 of book 9 of the Farthore Unofficial Guide of Suggested Behaviors, and leave to train as a fire mage just to be safe.
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Give him a noogie
or
Demand a map
or
Demand that two of them stand on each other’s shoulders so that you don’t have to look down
Apply Diplomacy
Close the park down.
And by Diplomacy I mean Lollipop.
ask why the apprentice brought you here
or
Jame’s, write down the Exact location of waterpark town and vow to go there
give the poor kid a lollipop
Arrest everyone.
Masterfully conceal the fact that you are a bunch of vampires.
Be more racist.
OR
Treat all the aquoblins like children.
Address their leader as “skamp” or “rascal”.
OR
As the tallest (and therefore most qualified) blue person, declare yourself the new leader of Aquopolis/the Aquoblins.
OR
Establish a military dictatorship; these midgets are in no position to defend themselves from the hellspawn.
OR
Use their leader as an armrest.
Pat the next “aquoblin” you see on the head and say something condescending.
don’t judge. try out one of the rides first.
Continue standing directly in front of Apprentice, for you are Nathan: the Farthorian barricade.
Swear profusely to traumatize the kiddies.
punish them… with fire
Take over the park and make profit.
Realize that the amount of burning things down you’ve been doing is dangerously close to violating code 12345 of section 678 of book 9 of the Farthore Unofficial Guide of Suggested Behaviors, and leave to train as a fire mage just to be safe.