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This will interefere with the reports you were planning on writing today and mailing to the command center.
What do you do?
Learn more about your current affliction
This will interefere with the reports you were planning on writing today and mailing to the command center.
What do you do?
Explain that you’re not looking for a relationship right now.
Aw man… First the idiot troops, then the hippies, later the sacrificial summoning and now a vampire mafia? This is just not your week.
Misinterpret this situation as a job offer.
slap him and show your dominance
Tell them this is a violation of article 7e, paragraph 9, line 4.
IN YO RULE BUK
Be totally chill with this.
Show him your tags, and say you’re already commited to the Farthore army.
Ask him why most dark elves wouldn’t survive vampire bites.
Set him on Fire.
get to work.
Honestly, these guys don’t seem so bad so far (albeit a bit creepy).
2nding being chill with this, or any other suggestion involving joining them.
Ask if there are any forms you have to fill out for him
Realize you aren’t the master. Realize you’ve never been the master all your life. Exterminate everything around you that restricts you from becoming the master.
Inquire what types of things you need to avoid now that you are a vampire.
Inform Master that you refuse to serve under anyone who is not an ally of Farthore.
Take the position to gain info and power
Take the position out of fear for personal safety.
OR
Play along for now.
Second supernerd, koyal, and TSSL. All good ideas.
OR
Stab Fillmore. He’s annoying and you need to assert dominance anyway.
Trick yourself into accepting the position by mistake.
Second on the lighting him on fire
Become the Anointed One
Ask about your new job describtion.
or
Ask what is so special about… you.
Begin plotting to over throw him immediatly
ask what becoming his right hand means
Ask him to take his hand out of your mouth.
Comment rudely on his lack of ears.
Do what right hands do: write, play tennis, punch, etc..
“And they they all listened to rave music for hours.”
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