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Breathy the apetite slayer

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This will interefere with the reports you were planning on writing today and mailing to the command center.

What do you do?

29 Suggestions for “Breathy the apetite slayer”

  1. Ethan says:

    Explain that you’re not looking for a relationship right now.

  2. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Aw man… First the idiot troops, then the hippies, later the sacrificial summoning and now a vampire mafia? This is just not your week.

    Misinterpret this situation as a job offer.

  3. necoo says:

    slap him and show your dominance

  4. Jakob says:

    Tell them this is a violation of article 7e, paragraph 9, line 4.

  5. Jakob says:

    IN YO RULE BUK

  6. Drillgorg says:

    Be totally chill with this.

  7. Koyal says:

    Show him your tags, and say you’re already commited to the Farthore army.

  8. TSSL says:

    Ask him why most dark elves wouldn’t survive vampire bites.

  9. Moustache Twiddler says:

    Set him on Fire.

  10. Riaxh says:

    get to work.

  11. VayneRumar says:

    Honestly, these guys don’t seem so bad so far (albeit a bit creepy).

    2nding being chill with this, or any other suggestion involving joining them.

  12. Necromantic says:

    Ask if there are any forms you have to fill out for him

  13. 00100010001 says:

    Realize you aren’t the master. Realize you’ve never been the master all your life. Exterminate everything around you that restricts you from becoming the master.

  14. Liefizul says:

    Inquire what types of things you need to avoid now that you are a vampire.

  15. Supernerd says:

    Inform Master that you refuse to serve under anyone who is not an ally of Farthore.

  16. Iccc says:

    Take the position to gain info and power

  17. Blue_Elite says:

    Take the position out of fear for personal safety.

    OR

    Play along for now.

  18. KZero says:

    Second supernerd, koyal, and TSSL. All good ideas.

    OR

    Stab Fillmore. He’s annoying and you need to assert dominance anyway.

  19. Megaflareon says:

    Trick yourself into accepting the position by mistake.

  20. Traelos says:

    Second on the lighting him on fire

  21. Tim Thomason says:

    Become the Anointed One

  22. lostaname says:

    Ask about your new job describtion.

    or

    Ask what is so special about… you.

  23. Hiimgod says:

    Begin plotting to over throw him immediatly

  24. Hellpwnage says:

    ask what becoming his right hand means

  25. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Ask him to take his hand out of your mouth.

  26. Gogoonthe says:

    Comment rudely on his lack of ears.

  27. camail says:

    Do what right hands do: write, play tennis, punch, etc..

  28. Hero122 says:

    “And they they all listened to rave music for hours.”

  29. Yomojo says:

    Learn more about this Master’s plan, and how it can benefit you

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