Just say to his face, “Look, honestly, I have a perfectly good reason why I set things on fire, okay? I’ve been seperated by my troops, I’ve had to take down a village that possibly sides with the ever-killing Hellspawn, got decieved and used for a ritual to summon an army of Hellspawn from a rift, almost died in the process, got turned into a vampire, almost got killed in a mansion, and got shown a horrible image of myself, so please excuse me if I seem a bit ODD to you!” *Pant* *Pant* *Pant*
Locate the nearest bar and waste yourself.
fail.
You are dangerously unarmored. Conjure defences.
Explain who Brad is.
Explain who Brad is.
Second Hiimgod
Get to the point of the story already.
Oh no, not a story in the stor… too late.
Just say to his face, “Look, honestly, I have a perfectly good reason why I set things on fire, okay? I’ve been seperated by my troops, I’ve had to take down a village that possibly sides with the ever-killing Hellspawn, got decieved and used for a ritual to summon an army of Hellspawn from a rift, almost died in the process, got turned into a vampire, almost got killed in a mansion, and got shown a horrible image of myself, so please excuse me if I seem a bit ODD to you!” *Pant* *Pant* *Pant*
OR
Slap him.
Drink away your sorrows.
OR
Ask why you came here again.
Explain that you used up his matches to end his unbearable smoking habit.
Just think what he’s been doing to his poor, necrotic lungs.
OR
Find the plot.
OR
Brad?
Slide, slide your cares away.
Clearly there is a conspiracy at work here. Uncover it.
Ignore your gay lover Brad for a moment, and explore the park.
Tearfully relate this segment of backstory.
Explain your righteousness in you being used to open the portal
WHAT YOUR OUT OF MATCHES!!!!! GET MORE NOW!!