Upon arrival at sewers, begin high speed sewer chase
You think you’re winning…maybe. Does the guy who drown first win?
What do you do?
SHOOP DEE DO! SHOOP-SHOOP DE DOO!
Or
Suddenly Sea Ponies!
>SWIM
Breathe
I second the sea pony idea
Do not notice the red eyes in the distance behind you.
Be reminded of your days in basic training.
[s]Call upon the seaponies.[/s] Try to find someplace with air.
Realise your vampires, and don’t really need to breathe because your a walking corpse.
Be more “on a sea pony.”
Set something on fire.
Fail at drowning.
Find a candy bar.
You’re a vampire! You don’t have to breath! Or, like a dark elf or something. One of those should grant you water-breathing.
Find discarded scuba gear.
Use telekinetic vampire speech to annoy Verzavt.
Fashion a pole out of sludge, vault out of sewer
fail at drowning.
swim in the direction of the current.
Finally meet Sue War.
waste you air blaming whoever this james guy is
Do something useful
Remember you’re a undead vampire, therefore you have no need for air and release all air from your lungs.
CONJURE AQUATIC.
I second Bardvlw
Don’t die.
OR
Swim back up.
Divine swordslash of doom on the pipe behind Fillmore, there must be air there!
Drink as much sewer water as much as possible.
Drink all the water so you can’t drown in it
Punch the water like three times. Hope it’s an elemental that respects good punches.
I think you mean “telepathic” (send/receive thoughts), not “telekinetic” (move things with your mind).
Anyway: You’re vampires and cannot drown. Swim to safety.
Forget you’re a vampire and drown.
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SHOOP DEE DO! SHOOP-SHOOP DE DOO!
Or
Suddenly Sea Ponies!
Or
>SWIM
Breathe
I second the sea pony idea
Do not notice the red eyes in the distance behind you.
Be reminded of your days in basic training.
[s]Call upon the seaponies.[/s]
Try to find someplace with air.
Realise your vampires, and don’t really need to breathe because your a walking corpse.
Be more “on a sea pony.”
Set something on fire.
Fail at drowning.
Find a candy bar.
You’re a vampire! You don’t have to breath! Or, like a dark elf or something. One of those should grant you water-breathing.
Find discarded scuba gear.
Use telekinetic vampire speech to annoy Verzavt.
Fashion a pole out of sludge, vault out of sewer
Or
fail at drowning.
swim in the direction of the current.
Finally meet Sue War.
waste you air blaming whoever this james guy is
Do something useful
Remember you’re a undead vampire, therefore you have no need for air and release all air from your lungs.
CONJURE AQUATIC.
I second Bardvlw
Don’t die.
OR
Swim back up.
Divine swordslash of doom on the pipe behind Fillmore, there must be air there!
Drink as much sewer water as much as possible.
Drink all the water so you can’t drown in it
Punch the water like three times. Hope it’s an elemental that respects good punches.
I think you mean “telepathic” (send/receive thoughts), not “telekinetic” (move things with your mind).
Anyway:
You’re vampires and cannot drown. Swim to safety.
Forget you’re a vampire and drown.