Freak out
Well of course you’re gonna freak out! There’s a vampire shootings stakes at you. You’re not sure if you can take this much irony.
What do you do?
Do something awesome.
Do the only heroic thing you can think of: Faint
Make note of the irony.
Scold Fillmore about the health hazards of smoking.
Beg forgiveness for your misdeeds from the nearest animate being.
Take one of the stakes just in case.
Have some sort of.. Great realization.. Theres a word for it.. Hmm..
Tell Fillmore what just happened. And question why a vampire has a stake shooter.
Undergo a mid-life crisis or Ask if the crystals can foretell the future or Be wrought with guilt
Run away.
pick the winning side
Conjure Defense
after vaulting away from the crystals
freak out more.
Grab a the twig and go psycho.
well then…. continue freaking out i guess.
make a note of teaching fillmore how to aim better in the near future.
stand still?! your freaking out! people don’t stand still when they freak out!
In your dying breath, demand a cremation. Thus ensuring the crystals were wrong when they said you’d “be in the grave” by week’s end.
Wonder how being shot at by stakes is going to save you from being consumed by growing crystal
It’s not irony, it’s mostly woody and crystalline.
Glass shattering scream.
Do a barrelroll!
I am confused.
Scream…like a manly girl.
or
Start foaming while freaking out of Fillmore
Kill Fillmore with your crystalized stake.
Start foaming while freaking out on Fillmore
Spelling is not my virtue.
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Do something awesome.
Do the only heroic thing you can think of: Faint
Make note of the irony.
Scold Fillmore about the health hazards of smoking.
Beg forgiveness for your misdeeds from the nearest animate being.
Take one of the stakes just in case.
Have some sort of.. Great realization.. Theres a word for it.. Hmm..
Tell Fillmore what just happened. And question why a vampire has a stake shooter.
Undergo a mid-life crisis
or
Ask if the crystals can foretell the future
or
Be wrought with guilt
Run away.
pick the winning side
Conjure Defense
after vaulting away from the crystals
freak out more.
Grab a the twig and go psycho.
well then…. continue freaking out i guess.
make a note of teaching fillmore how to aim better in the near future.
stand still?! your freaking out! people don’t stand still when they freak out!
In your dying breath, demand a cremation. Thus ensuring the crystals were wrong when they said you’d “be in the grave” by week’s end.
Wonder how being shot at by stakes is going to save you from being consumed by growing crystal
It’s not irony, it’s mostly woody and crystalline.
Glass shattering scream.
Do a barrelroll!
I am confused.
Scream…like a manly girl.
or
Start foaming while freaking out of Fillmore
Kill Fillmore with your crystalized stake.
Start foaming while freaking out on Fillmore
Spelling is not my virtue.