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Your real you’s mighty fine

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This ride blows.

What do you do?

41 Suggestions for “Your real you’s mighty fine”

  1. Hiimgod says:

    Maybe it was all of those innocents you killed.

  2. TSSL says:

    Gaze into your beautiful red eyes. Wait, red?

  3. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Ask what this ugly thing is, and attempt to burn it.

  4. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Well, screw this place, go back to trying to burn the water.

  5. Demonio Penguino says:

    James: Stop listening and update your twitter.

  6. ForeverLoading says:

    Get a refund.

  7. frostward says:

    smash the ice/glass

  8. Unisovshua says:

    Embrace your true self.

  9. Azreal341 says:

    Tell him you think the ride is broken.

    OR

    Roll to disbelieve.

  10. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Kill your reflection. With extreme violence.

  11. Dellis says:

    Swear to change. Starting now.

  12. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Burn your reflection to the ground.

  13. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Engage in a rap-off against your shadow.

  14. necoo says:

    slap yourself and call yourself a b!^c#

  15. Terroc says:

    hope this doesn’t mean a fight against your shadow self which always ends up happening

  16. Jack says:

    React poorly.

  17. Lancer says:

    Rage.

  18. CMP says:

    This ride is clearly broken demand to speak to the manager about this.

  19. Cathral says:

    Tell yourself that your hair isnt as cool as you think it is

  20. klyka says:

    take a shower.

  21. pieman170 says:

    this must change!!!

  22. VayneRumar says:

    Punch the mirror, it has gravely offended you.

    OR

    See if you can channel those awesome glowing red eyes.

  23. Ryan says:

    Lie and state it shows you as their king.

  24. Gogoonthe says:

    Do what ever you can to change “self”

  25. Yomojo says:

    Preform Seppuku, for it is the only way to rid yourself of your sins.

  26. Riaxh says:

    become insecure.

  27. Myself says:

    Taunt your true self’s stupid haircut

  28. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Experiment… if you know what I mean…

  29. camail says:

    Well, yea your surprised…vampires can’t be seen in mirrors!

  30. LolaDaRogue says:

    Try to explain this away.

  31. Hero122 says:

    Come up with a logical and perfectly rational reason for this, involveing penguins.

  32. zeta-mus says:

    Punch it
    or
    Punch the Self
    or
    Punch your self
    or
    Become disillusioned
    or
    Insist that it’s a lie
    or
    Rationalize what you see

  33. Koyal says:

    What? No way that is your true hair!
    or
    Make chaging your hairstyle to that of your true self a top priority.

  34. Jakob says:

    Freak out.

  35. Kouk says:

    Rationalize it all away.

  36. Blue_Elite says:

    Freak out over your change in hair style.

    OR

    Ask Apprentice to look in the mirror.

  37. valen c. says:

    Get to know yourself.

  38. valen c. says:

    Howler’s right. you should get to “know” yourself.

  39. Loof says:

    Smash the mirror. It’s got to be evil, just look at it!

  40. necoo says:

    yo dog i hear you like yourself so we gave you yourself so that you could look at yourself while yourself is looking at yourself

  41. Moustache Twiddler says:

    Flip out

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