Ask how large this army is
She’d probably blush if she could.
What do you do?
Be impressed by the irony and join.
OR
Might as well until you get your un-life in order.
Offer your negotiation skills to increase the numbers.
Join, then kill the living for more soldiers.
Try to feel sorrow for her and fail miserably.
Join. Ask about your first mission.
Join, after all she’s not trying to kill you, yet.
Refuse
Maybe it will get you out of there faster. Join.
Tell her that if she would offer cake upon joining the army then she would have more followers.
Join the Resistance, acquire cool outfit.
Second Ulli, but add icecream to sweeten the deal.
What are you waiting for? Blanket the streets with recruitment posters.
its not as if you’ve got anything better to do.
Fear for your life ironically.
Request more information about her plans and/or insurance benefits.
Make friends
Decline initially but be persuaded when she tells you what your first assignment was going to be
Accept with the condition if by some reason there a big council or something, you’ll be the ambassador
Accept on the condition of you choosing a new banner.
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Be impressed by the irony and join.
OR
Might as well until you get your un-life in order.
Offer your negotiation skills to increase the numbers.
Join, then kill the living for more soldiers.
Try to feel sorrow for her and fail miserably.
Join. Ask about your first mission.
Join, after all she’s not trying to kill you, yet.
Refuse
Maybe it will get you out of there faster.
Join.
Tell her that if she would offer cake upon joining the army then she would have more followers.
Join the Resistance, acquire cool outfit.
Second Ulli, but add icecream to sweeten the deal.
What are you waiting for? Blanket the streets with recruitment posters.
its not as if you’ve got anything better to do.
Fear for your life ironically.
Request more information about her plans and/or insurance benefits.
Make friends
Decline initially but be persuaded when she tells you what your first assignment was going to be
Accept with the condition if by some reason there a big council or something, you’ll be the ambassador
Accept on the condition of you choosing a new banner.