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Begone, citizen!

Chuck sea pigs at the captain and commandeer the ship

Yaaar!

What do you do?

35 Suggestions for “Begone, citizen!”

  1. Liefizul says:

    Sigh and tell the captain to come back. Definitely not because you don’t know how to steer.

  2. Pazno says:

    ^Second’d

  3. Jack says:

    Be the best at steering ships.

  4. AzureMetroid says:

    I second the motion of seconding.

  5. Myself says:

    Sail away to freedom!

  6. Lunar-tic says:

    Onwards! To a new life!

  7. ForeverLoading says:

    Lol PMS reference.

  8. Ryan says:

    Reconsider tossing the only person on the ship who knows how to steer the ship off the ship.

  9. Yomojo says:

    Even if he leaves the boat peacefully, forcefully throw him off

  10. Azreal says:

    Two points to port and straight on ’til morning.

  11. Hiimgod says:

    Sigh and tell the captain to come back. Definitely not because you don’t know how to steer
    This.

  12. Jakob says:

    Sigh and tell the captain to come back. Definitely not because you don’t know how to steer
    This.

  13. valen crescendo says:

    Go to the port and buy tampons.

  14. Riaxh says:

    drive home.

  15. Derp says:

    Inventory the sea pigs

  16. mike (win) says:

    Sigh and tell the captain to come back. Definitely not because you don’t know how to steer.

  17. Kgummy says:

    Have the sea pigs steer.

  18. Blue_Elite says:

    Become captain of the H.M.S. Sea Pig.

    OR

    Become captain and make the sea pigs your crew.

  19. TSSL says:

    Rename the ship after your late husband.

  20. TSSL says:

    *husband-to-be.

  21. Paul says:

    Head for the next nearest continent/nation.

  22. ZombieRat says:

    Continue to throw sea pigs at anyone attempting to board the ship.

  23. Ironpenguin says:

    Place a sea pig on your shoulder as you try and figure out how to pilot this ship.

  24. VayneRumar says:

    Liberate the noble sea pigs and plot a course for home.

  25. DKB says:

    Be a killjoy

  26. NightFlame says:

    Make him walk the ‘plank’

  27. Dhudfw says:

    Ask him to come back because you don’t know how to drive a boat.

  28. Loof says:

    Realize you don’t know how to pilot a boat.

  29. Commander Fallout says:

    Sing “Come Sail Away” as you are sailing away.

  30. Hero122 says:

    Be the BEST at boats. Show girlscouts badges.

  31. Riaxh says:

    (Congrats Chris! pedestrians will never be safe again!)

    Figure out what your actually going to do.

  32. KeJoRo says:

    Nice one on your driving test mate!

    Have a lapse in serious-ness and wear a sea pig as your captain’s hat.

  33. Dellis says:

    third the first. Wow, that is confusing.

  34. Moltrox says:

    Remember you just passed your boat driving exam an got your license.

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