Aaaaaaand fast forward a few years
Sixteen years to be exact.
What do you do?
Continue to think about some blonde elf boy you met along time ago and probably (hopefully) will never meet again.
Go to school.
Marry Aaron
Rewind just a tad.
exposition, please?
(wedding music)
or
ask yourself why your marrying this guy?
check your Goblin hit squad is in position.
Jane and Jane’s to-be husband: Get killed.
Change your shoes for something good for running in.
suddenly be an killjoy.
Remember why are you getting married
Write a note to that strange elf and entrust it to the faithful wind.
then proceed to the altar.
Proceed to singing a solo song while going through a montage of how it would’ve been.
Listen to your mother, totally erase that past encounter from your mind and get ready for the happiest day in your life.
Complain that your hair keeps getting in your mouth.
Advance plot (that is going to happen anyways)
Lament you never leveled up over the course of 16 years.
Fast forward to die
and…. since you know all of this and sure its the point after this that is important fast forward to die
Prepare for the happiest day of your life.
Approach the altar.
Do that thing people do when getting married.
Get married or Check up on your fiance or Next or Figure out what happened to the color
Watch out for VAMPIRES!
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Continue to think about some blonde elf boy you met along time ago and probably (hopefully) will never meet again.
Go to school.
Marry Aaron
Rewind just a tad.
exposition, please?
(wedding music)
or
ask yourself why your marrying this guy?
or
check your Goblin hit squad is in position.
Jane and Jane’s to-be husband: Get killed.
Change your shoes for something good for running in.
suddenly be an killjoy.
Remember why are you getting married
Write a note to that strange elf and entrust it to the faithful wind.
then proceed to the altar.
Proceed to singing a solo song while going through a montage of how it would’ve been.
Listen to your mother, totally erase that past encounter from your mind and get ready for the happiest day in your life.
Complain that your hair keeps getting in your mouth.
Advance plot (that is going to happen anyways)
Lament you never leveled up over the course of 16 years.
Fast forward to die
and…. since you know all of this and sure its the point after this that is important fast forward to die
Prepare for the happiest day of your life.
Approach the altar.
Do that thing people do when getting married.
Get married
or
Check up on your fiance
or
Next
or
Figure out what happened to the color
Watch out for VAMPIRES!