18 Suggestions for “Fight of the century”

1. Kouk says:

   October 17, 2011 at 3:23 am

   Befriend the plucky orphans. Learn valuable lessons from each other.
2. Derp says:

   October 17, 2011 at 3:27 am

   Eat the tasty orphans. Get valuable nutrients from them.
3. Loof says:

   October 17, 2011 at 3:44 am

   Ask them where you are.
4. lostaname says:

   October 17, 2011 at 4:36 am

   jank Douglass jr´s ear while lecturing him.

   or

   learn more about the place you are at through some stupid, Ray-powered, coincidence.
5. Billy says:

   October 17, 2011 at 5:18 am

   Grab the orphan and run.
6. Llama118 says:

   October 17, 2011 at 5:45 am

   Cast healing magic on orphan child
7. KZero says:

   October 17, 2011 at 5:53 am

   Make some friends!

   OR

   Somehow become an ambassador.

   OR

   Get arrested.
8. Riaxh says:

   October 17, 2011 at 6:22 am

   find more joy yo kill.
9. Liefizul says:

   October 17, 2011 at 8:17 am

   Cast an unholy healing spell.
10. Dellis says:

    October 17, 2011 at 8:27 am

    ask him how the heck did he end up like this
11. TSSL says:

    October 17, 2011 at 8:33 am

    Ask them to identify themselves.
12. Tim Thomason says:

    October 17, 2011 at 11:39 am

    Yes, I second TSSL. Ask Alfonso the level 2 vampire and Brass the level 7 tiefling to identify themselves.
13. fatality! says:

    October 17, 2011 at 2:08 pm

    Turn the orphans into your henchman and kill those who bet on orphan fights.
14. Myself says:

    October 17, 2011 at 2:12 pm

    Ask someone something
15. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    October 17, 2011 at 2:29 pm

    Adopt the vampire boy.
16. lostaname says:

    October 17, 2011 at 2:40 pm

    next
17. Moltrox says:

    October 17, 2011 at 2:40 pm

    Remember all your spells, to see if you can use a healing one on the hurt kid.

    OR

    Remind Chris to make a Jane character’s page.
18. VayneRumar says:

    October 17, 2011 at 2:47 pm

    2nding: Eat the tasty orphans.

    OR

    Ask how they knew you were undead; clearly your disguise needs more work.