Feign cooperation
Laugh all you want, as soon as her hands tire, you’ll boost your speed and get out of her grip.
…oh handcuffs. Yea that makes sense.
What do you do?
Run anyway.
Shake your groove thang then run from the law.
http://what-do-you-do.net/2009/06/groove-thang/
Run away, and then get out of the handcuffs by removing and reattaching your arms.
Try to swoo her with your charming disposition.
Get locked up.
Use your cleric powers.
Heal the handcuffs, restoring them to useless iron ore.
Backwards headbutt.
Quick to the sewers!
Ask why she’s arresting the lady who’s helping people instead of the orphan fighting ring.
Second VDO.
OR
Give the guard your best ‘haunted undead’ look to try to make her feel bad.
(As an aside I really like the guard’s look. I sorta hope she sticks around!)
Wonder why she has boobs and you don’t.
Exhibit empathy for the orphans.
Stop being stupid
uh… ya, second “Myself”… Jane is being slightly an idiot right now…
Call a random fellow you pass “Master” and hope he catches on
DO A BARREL ROLL
that’s not how handcuffs sound like chris, that’s the sound of jane’s hands being broken
Use minor teleport spell to get out of the handcuffs.
Fight the law, before the law wins.
She’s a level 4 guard. Meaning those handcuffs are level 4 or lower equipment. Use their low durability to your advantage and escape.
Make a grand escape anyway.
Listen to the guard explain everything
Protest in a non-violent manner
Next
use your zombie ability ‘Detach bodypart’ to escape. And since you are a Cleric, you will be able to put them right back on anyways.
Ask what you’re being arrested for.
Demand to be read your rights.
Demand to see her leader.
or
Demand to see the manager of this place.
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Website
Run anyway.
Shake your groove thang then run from the law.
http://what-do-you-do.net/2009/06/groove-thang/
Run away, and then get out of the handcuffs by removing and reattaching your arms.
Try to swoo her with your charming disposition.
Get locked up.
Use your cleric powers.
Heal the handcuffs, restoring them to useless iron ore.
Backwards headbutt.
Quick to the sewers!
Ask why she’s arresting the lady who’s helping people instead of the orphan fighting ring.
Second VDO.
OR
Give the guard your best ‘haunted undead’ look to try to make her feel bad.
(As an aside I really like the guard’s look. I sorta hope she sticks around!)
Wonder why she has boobs and you don’t.
Exhibit empathy for the orphans.
Stop being stupid
uh… ya, second “Myself”… Jane is being slightly an idiot right now…
Call a random fellow you pass “Master” and hope he catches on
DO A BARREL ROLL
that’s not how handcuffs sound like chris, that’s the sound of jane’s hands being broken
Use minor teleport spell to get out of the handcuffs.
Fight the law, before the law wins.
She’s a level 4 guard. Meaning those handcuffs are level 4 or lower equipment. Use their low durability to your advantage and escape.
Make a grand escape anyway.
Listen to the guard explain everything
Protest in a non-violent manner
OR
Next
use your zombie ability ‘Detach bodypart’ to escape. And since you are a Cleric, you will be able to put them right back on anyways.
Ask what you’re being arrested for.
OR
Demand to be read your rights.
Demand to see her leader.
or
Demand to see the manager of this place.