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I herd you like sea pigs

Land in the pile of fish

These are not fish…THESE ARE NOT FISH!

And also they sting…

What do you do?

25 Suggestions for “I herd you like sea pigs”

  1. Scott says:

    Eat one.

  2. Ryan says:

    Go to your happy face and from then on have a traumatic fear of jellyfish.

  3. Hiimgod says:

    Wonder how you can feel them stinging you.

  4. Azreal says:

    Wonder how you can feel them sting you.

    OR

    Get out of the pile.

  5. Hellpwnage says:

    don’t lose any hp from falling into a mountain of jellyfish

  6. Unisovshua says:

    Become the ambassador.

  7. Jacuzzi Splot says:

    Lose conciousness.

  8. Myself says:

    They’re close enough to fishes, now stop feeling pain and get to going

  9. VayneRumar says:

    Eat them before they can eat you.

    OR

    Chuck sea pigs at the captain and commandeer the ship.

  10. Koyal says:

    Have an emotional breakdown, why this had to happen to you? Then remember you no long have emotions and keep going.

  11. ChaoticBrain says:

    Killjoy, heal thyself.

  12. TSSL says:

    Be immune.

  13. LolaDaRogue says:

    Flail around in pain as stealthily as possible.

  14. Jack says:

    Realise that this is all your mother’s fault.

  15. Derp says:

    Get out of the pile of fishes without advancing the plot.

  16. TheConchNorris says:

    Eat one of them for SUPER AWESOME MAGICAL EFFECTS

  17. CMP says:

    Get out of the pile of stinging sea creatures. Now.

  18. Yomojo says:

    Next

  19. DKB says:

    Get rescued

  20. Kayar says:

    Realize that they taste delicious.

  21. Djorin Fa says:

    Ponder whether or not you are using the term, “Fishes” correctly. Surprise a crew member with your drop-out-of-the-sky attitude and your tendency to lie in catch-of-the-day.

  22. valen c. says:

    wipe the tears out your eyes.

  23. Paul says:

    Cry over the hard day that you are having.

  24. lostaname says:

    Advance the plot by super lucky weird random encounter.

  25. Loof says:

    Realize they are harmless to your undead flesh.