Stride out to the island confidently
Gah! A poor person!
What do you do?
Scream. Just scream.
You’re an undead. What could he do to possibly hurt you?
Be a zombie
poor people are known to be dumb! Use this to your advantage.
Outsmart him, it surely can’t be too hard.
Scream that lightning is striking your head.
Howdy! Act like a stereotype!
Get his brains. The lack of Int. is sure to be a potent weapon someday if made into a powder or something.
Inventory the hell out of that shovel.
“James?”
Tell him you’re selling some fine leather jackets.
Ask if there’s a ship nearby that could take an undead to Bandelin.
Ask him about the island.
Beg to be let back on the ship
Quickly! Inventory him while no one’s looking!
Faint.
Flee before he hurts your mind!
He’s got a scythe! He must be Death or something!
BURN THE WITCH!
Slap blond buffoon.
Tell the captain to paddle faster, you hear banjo music.
Play dead! *wink*
Be polite. Just because he’s a stereotype, doesn’t mean he’s not dangerous.
Ignore him and explore the island.
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Scream. Just scream.
You’re an undead. What could he do to possibly hurt you?
Be a zombie
poor people are known to be dumb! Use this to your advantage.
Outsmart him, it surely can’t be too hard.
Scream that lightning is striking your head.
Howdy! Act like a stereotype!
Get his brains. The lack of Int. is sure to be a potent weapon someday if made into a powder or something.
Inventory the hell out of that shovel.
“James?”
Tell him you’re selling some fine leather jackets.
Ask if there’s a ship nearby that could take an undead to Bandelin.
Ask him about the island.
Beg to be let back on the ship
Quickly! Inventory him while no one’s looking!
Faint.
Flee before he hurts your mind!
He’s got a scythe! He must be Death or something!
BURN THE WITCH!
Slap blond buffoon.
Tell the captain to paddle faster, you hear banjo music.
Play dead! *wink*
Be polite. Just because he’s a stereotype, doesn’t mean he’s not dangerous.
Ignore him and explore the island.