See something huge
An ogre…here…now…this week blows.
What do you do?
Make friends.
Challenge Ogre to arm wrestling match
Give peace offering.
high five, wait, he has three fingers, high three
Try walking by it
Realise this is your muscly side, just like negathan was your evil side.
Vault over there, and divine sword slash of doom it.
wait a second… he isn’t an ogre, he’s just a heavy metal fan.
ha! call that a roar!?
Go for the eyes!
Unleash your inner rockstar, return hand gesture!
ROCK ON!
After all you’ve seen today, maybe killing it is wrong. Just walk away.
Start a band
Use Divine Sword of Doom on the ogre.
Defeat phase two Negathan
Rock out with ogre.
Punch like three times.
Compliment him on his haricut
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Rock out with a sick lute solo.
Try to reason with it or Attempt the peaceful approach or Ignore it
Keep walking and hope it goes away.
OR
Feed it yogurt.
You’re sick of this…run.
pull out a guitar and sing everything you hate
Explain why you are not in the mood for it.
Compliment his hairstyle
Look at his hands. Clearly he just wants to rock out loud.
Perform a sick power ballad to placate the ogre.
Run away really really fast.
Do a flippy thing.
Throw something at it while shouting, “Take that!” like Phoenix Wright, then run like hell.
Take off your shirt and pretend to be a smaller ogre.
punch like… crusade of doom
Vault like hell!
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Make friends.
Challenge Ogre to arm wrestling match
Give peace offering.
high five, wait, he has three fingers, high three
Try walking by it
Realise this is your muscly side, just like negathan was your evil side.
Vault over there, and divine sword slash of doom it.
wait a second… he isn’t an ogre, he’s just a heavy metal fan.
ha! call that a roar!?
Go for the eyes!
Unleash your inner rockstar, return hand gesture!
ROCK ON!
After all you’ve seen today, maybe killing it is wrong. Just walk away.
Start a band
Use Divine Sword of Doom on the ogre.
Defeat phase two Negathan
Rock out with ogre.
Punch like three times.
Compliment him on his haricut
i second Iccc
[:
Rock out with a sick lute solo.
Try to reason with it
or
Attempt the peaceful approach
or
Ignore it
Keep walking and hope it goes away.
OR
Feed it yogurt.
You’re sick of this…run.
pull out a guitar and sing everything you hate
Explain why you are not in the mood for it.
Compliment his hairstyle
Look at his hands. Clearly he just wants to rock out loud.
Perform a sick power ballad to placate the ogre.
Run away really really fast.
Do a flippy thing.
Rock out with ogre.
Throw something at it while shouting, “Take that!” like Phoenix Wright, then run like hell.
Take off your shirt and pretend to be a smaller ogre.
punch like… crusade of doom
Vault like hell!