Get some last minute advice from dear old mum

Don’t worry, mom. You won’t. Finally you’ll be with the one you love and away from the critical judgement of you mother, and it all starts today.
It’s going to be the best day in your life.
What do you do?





I hope something unorcspected doesn’t happen.
Stop orcing around and get to the wedding, already.
This is going to be a long, orcin’ day.
Digitally remaster the wedding scene for 2011, now with 50% bonus plot devices.
OR
Relive the wedding scene from a different person’s perspective.
^50% more
Next
Go on and get married, not like anythings going to go wrong.
NEXT
Enjoy the best ten minutes of your life
Have a second unfortunate encounter with James or his relatives.
Mess it up.
Flip the bird at your mum as you walk down the aisle.
Have the happiest day of your life… Wait, no, I meant five minutes. Have the happiest five minutes of your life.
get married
Kiss the groom.
Have the last day of your human life
time flies when you’re having fun.
Mess it all up.
Take a good, long look at your soon-to-be husband
or
Walk up the aisle
or
James: Interrupt the story
Ignore what that jerk, Tim Thomason, said on #1. Go with the #2 ‘Digitally remastered’ suggestion by Kouk.
uh… the wedding scene wasn’t in a church a few years ago… just saying. the next scene better have an outdoor view!!!
Become undead.
Meet the Groom.
Mess up
Jane: Become undead
Turn into a werewolf zombie.
Suddenly, Orcs.
I second Kouk. Or second my suggestion from last page. Either one will do.
Locate any priests in the area and make sure that their life emeralds are not defective!
I second Ryan, Have a second unfortunate encounter with James or his relatives.
AND
Then undeadify
don’t mess it up.
look around at the wedding guests.
Listen for your musical cue.
Approach the altar.
walk up to Nathan
and bring forth the death and destruction!
It’s the worst day of your life
Moment of doubt. REMEMBER JAMES.
GM: Take a brake (you deserve it) and just reuse the old weeding scene.
Look lovingly into your soon-to-be husband’s eyes
OR
Proceed to get your hair in your mouth.
Walk down the red carpet.