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Last thing you’d want to do

Get some last minute advice from dear old mum

Don’t worry, mom. You won’t. Finally you’ll be with the one you love and away from the critical judgement of you mother, and it all starts today.

It’s going to be the best day in your life.

What do you do?

40 Suggestions for “Last thing you’d want to do”

  1. Tim Thomason says:

    I hope something unorcspected doesn’t happen.

    Stop orcing around and get to the wedding, already.

    This is going to be a long, orcin’ day.

  2. Kouk says:

    Digitally remaster the wedding scene for 2011, now with 50% bonus plot devices.

    OR

    Relive the wedding scene from a different person’s perspective.

  3. Kouk says:

    ^50% more

  4. The Strange Taco says:

    Next

  5. Hiimgod says:

    Go on and get married, not like anythings going to go wrong.

  6. Jeremy says:

    Enjoy the best ten minutes of your life

  7. Ryan says:

    Have a second unfortunate encounter with James or his relatives.

  8. Loof says:

    Mess it up.

  9. Kankuro195 says:

    Flip the bird at your mum as you walk down the aisle.

  10. Jack says:

    Have the happiest day of your life… Wait, no, I meant five minutes. Have the happiest five minutes of your life.

  11. TheDoctorJocelyn says:

    get married

  12. MasterBlade says:

    Kiss the groom.

  13. Vertixico says:

    Have the last day of your human life

  14. Dellis says:

    time flies when you’re having fun.

  15. Shadow says:

    Mess it all up.

  16. zeta-mus says:

    Take a good, long look at your soon-to-be husband
    or
    Walk up the aisle
    or
    James: Interrupt the story

  17. Tim Thomason says:

    Ignore what that jerk, Tim Thomason, said on #1. Go with the #2 ‘Digitally remastered’ suggestion by Kouk.

  18. Paul says:

    uh… the wedding scene wasn’t in a church a few years ago… just saying. the next scene better have an outdoor view!!!

  19. Jacuzzi Splot says:

    Become undead.

  20. Blue_Elite says:

    Meet the Groom.

  21. Myself says:

    Mess up

  22. CtrlAltonDel says:

    Jane: Become undead

  23. Kgummy says:

    Turn into a werewolf zombie.

  24. Lunar-tic says:

    Suddenly, Orcs.

  25. Liefizul says:

    I second Kouk. Or second my suggestion from last page. Either one will do.

  26. Supernerd says:

    Locate any priests in the area and make sure that their life emeralds are not defective!

  27. Fredinator says:

    I second Ryan, Have a second unfortunate encounter with James or his relatives.

    AND

    Then undeadify

  28. Riaxh says:

    don’t mess it up.

  29. Riaxh says:

    look around at the wedding guests.

  30. TSSL says:

    Listen for your musical cue.

  31. Dark says:

    Approach the altar.

  32. Iknownothing says:

    walk up to Nathan

  33. necoo says:

    and bring forth the death and destruction!

  34. Wizician of the West says:

    It’s the worst day of your life

  35. Billy says:

    Moment of doubt. REMEMBER JAMES.

  36. Koyal says:

    GM: Take a brake (you deserve it) and just reuse the old weeding scene.

  37. Yomojo says:

    Look lovingly into your soon-to-be husband’s eyes

  38. TSSL says:

    OR

    Proceed to get your hair in your mouth.

  39. Azreal341 says:

    Walk down the red carpet.

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