Ask why she was pretending to be a guard
Since you’re still in handcuffs and she’s really excited, you should probably not tell her how ugly that banner looks.
What do you do?
First. Offer to join her cause, escape immediately.
First thing first, weasel your way out of the handcuffs
Tell her that you just want to go home.
Aquire better attire.
Join
tell her that the undead should try to get an ambassador (because every race must have an ambassador) to persuade the other representatives to give undead equal rights.
OR
offer your clerical assistance and dye your hair blue
Join the glorious cause!
Tell her what a poor idea revealing your seditious plot to a complete stranger
Inquire as to the possibility of handcuff removal.
Ask to join.
Ask how large this army is.
Ask to join seconded. OR Ask if you can scry out your wedding to see what happened.
tell her anyways
Screw this, go to Farthore.
Throw caution to the wind
Tell her how ugly that banner looks. She’ll respect your candidness.
Dye your hair blue for the cause.
Ask for more details… like, for instance, how long you were dead…
Keep your options open or You’re not interested or Tell her that you know a place where she can find some potential members
Ask if ‘The Rebel Army of the Pulseless’ offers cake
an army of angry undead zombies? sign up!
put your old life behind you, and embrace your new existence.
Also, since this is a flashback into the past… shouldn’t the question be: “What *DID* you do?”?
What army?
Take off the handcuffs and enlist in the army.
Insult the banner in the most entertaining way possible.
Join!
Ask her if you can get the hell out in the kindest way possible. You have no time for joking around.
Ask to be uncuffed.
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First.
Offer to join her cause, escape immediately.
First thing first, weasel your way out of the handcuffs
Tell her that you just want to go home.
Aquire better attire.
Join
tell her that the undead should try to get an ambassador (because every race must have an ambassador) to persuade the other representatives to give undead equal rights.
OR
offer your clerical assistance and dye your hair blue
Join the glorious cause!
Tell her what a poor idea revealing your seditious plot to a complete stranger
Inquire as to the possibility of handcuff removal.
Ask to join.
Ask how large this army is.
Ask to join seconded.
OR
Ask if you can scry out your wedding to see what happened.
tell her anyways
Screw this, go to Farthore.
Throw caution to the wind
Tell her how ugly that banner looks. She’ll respect your candidness.
Dye your hair blue for the cause.
Ask for more details… like, for instance, how long you were dead…
Keep your options open
or
You’re not interested
or
Tell her that you know a place where she can find some potential members
Ask if ‘The Rebel Army of the Pulseless’ offers cake
an army of angry undead zombies? sign up!
put your old life behind you, and embrace your new existence.
Also, since this is a flashback into the past… shouldn’t the question be: “What *DID* you do?”?
What army?
Take off the handcuffs and enlist in the army.
Insult the banner in the most entertaining way possible.
Join!
Ask her if you can get the hell out in the kindest way possible.
You have no time for joking around.
Ask to be uncuffed.