“I might be the main character, but I’m not the only character. The hellspawn may not be what they seem. People can get caught up in what they’re doing that they don’t bother paying attention to why.”
I know this is late, but I’m still putting it here.
“I learned that not only is genocide fun, it loses friends and alienates people. So it’s like, three great things in one! That’s what Nathan would have said, right?”
The power of love and tolerance.
One who fights monsters, must take care to not become a monster themselves, for if you stare into the abyss, the abyss will stare back at you.
Dark Elves are jerks.
You learned that Axe spray does not work
Always do whats right
Hellspawn are people too.
Hellspawn are not that evil, the apprentice is just confused, and this war has brought a lot of sorrow
Come away with not one, but THREE lessons taken from the story.
“Do not let revenge consume you, lest you will lose focus on your true goal. Protecting your loved ones.”
Say “We should fight for the ones we love and care about before anything else.”
Or…
“My face itches.”
Don’t trust anyone.
What?
What was the question again?
“That night elves are still worse than regular elves.”
Don’t be a vampire.
OR
That you shouldn’t go around burning villages, yo.
“Just because I have power doesn’t mean I have a right to use it.”
Don’t forget who you’re loyal to.
To treasure my friends and loved ones.
OR
That Hellspawn have more to them than meets the eye.
OR
That Dark Elves are dumber than you recall.
Dare her to tell the other stories out of spite.
OR
Be generally incompetent as expected.
she’s a boring story teller
You’ve learned that all this light is starting to damage your skin.
You really need to sign up for the Farthorian army if you want to better your swordsman skills?
Revenge destroys those who seek it.
Just say “Next”
Wait, it hasn’t been 100 panels yet. How can Nathan die with 13 panels left?
Why doesn’t she just tell us, these allegories are wasting time…
OR
Notice that you are back in puberty….wtf.
Make sure you will get cookie for the right answer.
CondoR is unpunchable.
Notice that you have learned that you get a rash and pimples from bad storytellers.
Never EVER punch like three times
If you become corrupt, you can’t defend those you love.
When you burn down a village, karma’s gonna punch you in the face.
“You should really invest in regeneration abilities”
“I might be the main character, but I’m not the only character. The hellspawn may not be what they seem. People can get caught up in what they’re doing that they don’t bother paying attention to why.”
I know this is late, but I’m still putting it here.
“I learned that not only is genocide fun, it loses friends and alienates people. So it’s like, three great things in one! That’s what Nathan would have said, right?”