Cast healing magic on orphan child
That’s racist! Especially considering the fact that you’re healing him. Just as you finish your light healing spell, a mana bar drops from your gauge, and suddenly fills back up, because that’s how it works with you clerics.
There goes keeping a low profile.
What do you do?
Lie convincingly.
Start acting very much alive and very manly.
Blurt out that some elf named ‘James’ is your owner and that you lost him in the crowd.
Explain that your owner is an anthropomorphic porcupine named Ezekiel, who has asked that you rescue the orphans so he may use them for his Orphan Reclamation Facility.
Lose the remains of your innocence.
You got 4 levels on the guy. Show him just who owns who around here.
Escape/run away!
Shut up, NPC. A player-character is talking.
Use the filthy racist child as a meatshield.
your twice his level, you can destroy this guy!
If you can heal, you can harm. Attack!
How can they tell the difference?
Use your natural Killjoy powers to deal with him.
Do a jig to confuzzle him.
Claim the orphan as your master, which was why you were helping him.
I second lostaname
Claim you’re a free slave.
Kill low-life guard NPC
Tell him your not undead, you just rarely bathe.
Lie about running an errand for him
or
Claim that you are the ambassador to the undead people
or
Make a run for it
or
Intimidate him
He’s away somewhere….RUN WHILE THEY ARE DISTRACTED.
and this is why clerics are always beasts (the blood and guts of the npc guard are everywhere as the aftermath of the fight)
Wonder how everyone immediately knows you’re undead
Bite him! It always seemed effective in those undead horror shows you watched when you were younger on the magic box.
Grab Spit’s arm and say he is your owner.
Claim to be emo, following a new fad.
Use a magic attack.
Lie and tell them that your owner is a blonde elven mage.
No use attacking everyone -yet. Try to keep a low profile, make up some story.
Protest that you are in no way rotting
Turn the low-life guard into a no-life guard.
OR
Chuck an orphan at the guard and make your getaway!
Lie like you’ve never lied before
Get stuck in a loop of killing the guard that discovers you’re undead and having another guard walk in on you.
Lie to the guard.
You’re not a slave, you’re a … necromancer.
zeta-mus says: Claim that you are the ambassador to the undead people
Seconded.
Run away
Take your braids and fashion a make-shift whip.
Lose mana and gain experience.
I third lostaname
AND/OR
Hiimgod’s comment.
He’s half your level just do the first combat magic that comes to mind.
point in a random direction then run.
Insist you’re alive.
Cast something not so healy on the guard.