Wake up and see if something is not right
Why is it so quiet here?
Where’s your heartbeat?
What do you do?
Ask someone something. Be shocked.
Kill some joy.
Realize you’re cursed and your husband dead, but still, feel nothing.
Pray to some deity, become cleric.
Look atyour hands.
heartbeat? who cares about that! why is your hair turning BLUE!?!?! i can understand gray but blue?
Embrace the killjoy-ity.
Escape
feel your emotions slowly dying…
Look off to the side.
Try to be thrilled at being alive. Find something amiss. Namely the lack of thrill.
Check your sorroundings
Look at the peanut butter and jelly sandwich that is on the table next to you.
Make some noise.
Check to make sure you still have your bewbs.
OR
Retrieve bewbs.
(I’m so amazed we never did this joke back in the day)
Sit up and look around.
Look to your left
dye hair purple
Feel nothing
Do something cleric-y
look around.
or
begin searching for brains.
check your race/stats for the horrible truth.
Look to your right
Kill some Joy!
Play a cruel joke on the next person who enters the room to lighten your mood.
Check your surrounding for possible alien activity.
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Ask someone something. Be shocked.
Kill some joy.
Realize you’re cursed and your husband dead, but still, feel nothing.
Pray to some deity, become cleric.
Look atyour hands.
heartbeat? who cares about that! why is your hair turning BLUE!?!?! i can understand gray but blue?
Embrace the killjoy-ity.
Escape
feel your emotions slowly dying…
Look off to the side.
Try to be thrilled at being alive. Find something amiss. Namely the lack of thrill.
Check your sorroundings
Look at the peanut butter and jelly sandwich that is on the table next to you.
Make some noise.
Check to make sure you still have your bewbs.
OR
Retrieve bewbs.
(I’m so amazed we never did this joke back in the day)
Sit up and look around.
Look to your left
dye hair purple
Kill some joy.
Feel nothing
Do something cleric-y
look around.
or
begin searching for brains.
check your race/stats for the horrible truth.
Look to your right
Kill some Joy!
Play a cruel joke on the next person who enters the room to lighten your mood.
Check your surrounding for possible alien activity.