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Who are you, whitey?

Get locked up

Did her voice just get…colder?

What do you do?

33 Suggestions for “Who are you, whitey?”

  1. Hero122 says:

    Ask why she ARRESTED you then!

  2. Pazno says:

    It’s shops, not shoos. Pawn shoos… hmm…

    Anyway, find out why she’s acting differently now.

  3. Ethan says:

    Be confused.

  4. bardvlw says:

    Undead Solidarity. With her help, flee and find home.

  5. Ironpenguin says:

    Pazno, perhaps these pawn shops are operated out of giants shoes?

    Dramatically gasp at this new plot twist.

  6. ForeverLoading says:

    Visit a Pawn Shoo.

  7. Jack says:

    Join the undead resistance.

  8. Jack says:

    OR

    Join the undead rights activists.

  9. Billy says:

    Yes. Like she says, girls should stick together.

  10. Billy says:

    Yes. Like she says, girls should stick together.

  11. LolaDaRogue says:

    Next

  12. Derp says:

    Advance the plot.

  13. ZombieRat says:

    Begin re-education.

  14. Koyal says:

    Is she an undead too? Ask her for make-up tips because she looks totally alive!

  15. DKB says:

    Conspire

  16. fire241 says:

    obviously you have to forget the current plot and flashback to a time when you were in a pawn shoo

  17. zeta-mus says:

    Pretend that you didn’t understand

  18. Dhudfw says:

    Obviously since you’re not James you do something smart and decide to wing it.

  19. Sal says:

    Ask for makeup tips.

  20. Jakob says:

    Actually do something smart, not being James.

  21. Blue_Elite says:

    No matter what be surprised by the low life guard’s reveal.

  22. Gogoonthe says:

    Listen to an explanation

  23. Unisovshua says:

    Aquire better attire.

  24. Riaxh says:

    ask for an introduction.

  25. TSSL says:

    List several reasons why she’d hurt one of her own.

  26. Ryan says:

    Inquire further.

  27. Kgummy says:

    Realize you just got put back in the undead slavery ring.

  28. Yomojo says:

    Make a D: face

  29. Jeremy says:

    Keep quiet and wait for her exposition.

  30. Kouk says:

    Skip the backstory and just join The Resistance.

  31. 00100101 says:

    Wonder why you haven’t cared about your lack of life yet.

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