Let’s go with a classic: “Wake up.”
This was a pretty bad waking up.
What do you do?
Obviously cannibals… Err, would that apply here? Probably not. *Ahem* anyways… Ignore the fact that they are going to try and eat you.
See if they aren’t total jerk-offs for once.
Ask for your own mask.
Loudly complain about how you are tired of dealing with crazy underdeveloped cultures.
Try to talk to the happy mask!
Demand for water.
Try to converse with them despite the language barrier.
It’s a giant mushroom!
Say “Water…” in a raspy voice
go back to sleep.
Thank them, you could have DIED.
Hug them.
Notice that one is injured.
First impressions are everything, so impress them with some magic
Thank them for saving you. Very loudly.
In your delusional state, start making out with them
Thank them if they appear to not want to kill you panic if they do
Introduce the goblin version of Bick
kill them
Become queen
Happily greet your masked acquaintances.
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Obviously cannibals… Err, would that apply here? Probably not.
*Ahem* anyways…
Ignore the fact that they are going to try and eat you.
See if they aren’t total jerk-offs for once.
Ask for your own mask.
Loudly complain about how you are tired of dealing with crazy underdeveloped cultures.
Try to talk to the happy mask!
Demand for water.
Try to converse with them despite the language barrier.
It’s a giant mushroom!
Say “Water…” in a raspy voice
go back to sleep.
Thank them, you could have DIED.
Hug them.
Notice that one is injured.
First impressions are everything, so impress them with some magic
Thank them for saving you. Very loudly.
In your delusional state, start making out with them
Thank them if they appear to not want to kill you
panic if they do
Introduce the goblin version of Bick
kill them
Become queen
Happily greet your masked acquaintances.