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I am Jane, feel my rage

Comment on how this sacrifice sounds a lot like magic

And to think that they made you put on a cowboy hat!

What do you do?

33 Suggestions for “I am Jane, feel my rage”

  1. Lunar-tic says:

    Explain that yes, it is still totally magic.

    …And they’re stupid for thinking it’s not.

  2. Lunar-tic says:

    Or

    Make sure it’s only the ugly people that get sacrificed.

  3. Ryan says:

    Kill everyone, excluding Dalana and including Old Maccy

  4. Kankuro195 says:

    Do the right thing.

  5. ChaoticBrain says:

    Punch him until he becomes dead.

  6. TSSL says:

    Throw confetti angrily at the sacrificer.

  7. LolaDaRogue says:

    Save the girl, run like hell.

  8. Riaxh says:

    put an end to this madness.

  9. Riaxh says:

    apply justice, the hard way.

  10. Gogoonthe says:

    Save the sacrifici

  11. Lancer says:

    Why is every place in these stories full of misguided jerkwads or ends up destroyed… or both?

  12. Crazycolorz5 says:

    Save Her… with MAGIC!

  13. Bard says:

    Burn the Island to the ground!

  14. Derp says:

    Wow, they’re right. Enjoy the completely non-magical sacrifice.

  15. Derp says:

    Plus, it IS Daiana, you have to give her a reason to hate you.

  16. Azreal says:

    Explain in great detail how and why it’s magic.

    OR

    Kill HIM with a knife.

  17. Tyrus says:

    Ask whether Diana wants to be sacrificed.

  18. Niriw says:

    Screw it, just stop this and save the girl

  19. camail says:

    Kill, everyone.

  20. Nope says:

    Have Hershel offer Jane a puzzle.

  21. superjeff says:

    Ruin the party.

  22. Hiimgod says:

    Be a killjoy, finally.

  23. Jacuzzi Splot says:

    Save the girl!!!

  24. zeta-mus says:

    Outwit them
    or
    Save the sacrifice, even if they protest
    or
    Leave
    or
    Don’t care

  25. klyka says:

    Become the sacrifice

  26. Kankuro195 says:

    Don’t care. Dalana probably had it coming.

  27. Myself says:

    Do something you immediately regret

  28. Liefizul says:

    Cast a spell of protection on the sacrifice and make sure nobody knows it was you.

  29. Tim Thomason says:

    Use your feminine wiles to save Daiana.

  30. VayneRumar says:

    Grab a knife and perform some non-magic of your own.

    OR

    You’ve got a mana bar, so use it!

  31. Jeremy says:

    It’s about time to show them exactly what magic can do

  32. Blue_Elite says:

    Inadvertently become the sacrifice.

    OR

    Distract everyone from the sacrifice by revealing you’re undead.

  33. Kouk says:

    Call down hellfire and brimstone.

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