Fear the power of the MIGHTY PENCIL AS IT DRAWS UP YOUR WORSE NIGHTMARES!!!!
(seriously, what the heck is that, and what is it doing? No offense, but I honestly thought the GM was about break the fourth wall and attack Jane with the pencil of doom until I saw there was no eraser.)
Act casual, you didn’t almost get impaled by a wooden spike, you are drinking tea with a goblin.
Or
Try and be as casual about the spike as possible
Is it already the festival of lying wood?
er, go to “fetch water” for the tea.
Comment on the poor weather.
How quaint! A hovering pencil!
Inventory the spike. It’s good to be prepared.
Drink the tea. All of it.
THAT SPIKE LOOKS TOO REALISTIC! IT IS NOT OF THIS WORLD!
Ask who they are. (Be polite about it!)
Fear the power of the MIGHTY PENCIL AS IT DRAWS UP YOUR WORSE NIGHTMARES!!!!
(seriously, what the heck is that, and what is it doing? No offense, but I honestly thought the GM was about break the fourth wall and attack Jane with the pencil of doom until I saw there was no eraser.)
Continue as you were doing. This is all routine anyway.
Cast feather to show that you too can make things appear.
For the love of gods, drink tea with them!
Realize you’re technically still the undead ambassador and must therefore accept their hospitality.
draw a monocle on your face
Tell them you’re more of a coffee person.
Sit down quickly.
Discuss your situation over tea.