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Poor kid

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That’s not awesome at all!

That’s a sissy move!

Uh-oh, a dragon gotcha. Maybe now we can get someone cooler to lead this battle.

What do you do?

18 Suggestions for “Poor kid”

  1. Iccc says:

    BATTLE BROTHERS!

  2. Riaxh says:

    kindly ask the dragon to put you down.

    or

    avoid having your face bitten off.

  3. Riaxh says:

    why is this dragon invasion happening now anyway?

  4. Yomojo says:

    Switch to someone cooler

  5. Niriw says:

    In the gates of your certain doom, remember what you should’ve done better

  6. Ethan says:

    Ride the dragon.

  7. Gogoonthe says:

    Sulk at how close you were

  8. KZero says:

    Second Riaxh.

    Or

    Take control.

    Or

    Panic a little bit.

  9. Loof says:

    Watch everyone ignore your rousing speech.

  10. Typeandkey says:

    Bick: Be heroic

  11. Derp says:

    Hug it to show your love for ALL beings.

  12. Paul says:

    James: Completely miss the lesson just taught and get angry over how Jane just insulted your race.

  13. Jeremy says:

    Maybe it just wants a hug?

  14. CMP says:

    Commune with the dragon. You both are clearly kindred spirits.

  15. Liefizul says:

    James: Mentally insert Dark between stinking and elves.

  16. Tim Thomason says:

    Time to see what this dragon is made of!

    I mean, seriously, what is this dragon made of?

  17. lostaname says:

    Herioc montage

    or

    Not-so heroic montage.

    or

    James: Mentally fail to change the story as you are not quite comprehending it.

  18. Delore says:

    Tickle the dragon so it lets you go!

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