Continue as you were doing. This is all routine anyway
If you hurry up you can get done with the bad guy hanging you over a pit of crocodiles by afternoon.
What do you do?
Negotiate on the behalf of the goblins. You are an ambassador, after all.
Comment on his lack of backstory.
Get on out there.
Use violence to solve your problems
Rally the goblins
do as he asks.
or
offer to heal them instead of giving away the medical supplies.
Stab him. With magic. While he is monologuing.
Fry him while he’s busy monologing, hopefully you can speed things along.
Mock him the entire time he is telling you his backstory.
Ask Moomphos what his shtick is and then proceed to easily rehabilitate this third rate antagonist into deciding to become a theme bartender.
Tongue lash Moomphosi until he’s nothing but a broken shell of a man.
get slowed down and listen to his back story
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Negotiate on the behalf of the goblins. You are an ambassador, after all.
Comment on his lack of backstory.
Get on out there.
Use violence to solve your problems
Rally the goblins
do as he asks.
or
offer to heal them instead of giving away the medical supplies.
Stab him. With magic. While he is monologuing.
Fry him while he’s busy monologing, hopefully you can speed things along.
Mock him the entire time he is telling you his backstory.
Ask Moomphos what his shtick is and then proceed to easily rehabilitate this third rate antagonist into deciding to become a theme bartender.
Tongue lash Moomphosi until he’s nothing but a broken shell of a man.
get slowed down and listen to his back story