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You are bad at life

Teach goblins the wonders violence can do

Look, violence got you on butt. How magical.

What do you do?

17 Suggestions for “You are bad at life”

  1. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Wonder why your heath is still at max.

  2. Azreal says:

    Physician, Heal Thyself!

  3. Lunar-tic says:

    Don’t question why your health is at full. Also, Red Plus Sign? What’s that?

  4. Jack says:

    Just get the hell away from these crazy people.

  5. VayneRumar says:

    Fashion yourself a temporary eye patch.

    OR

    Ask for the fastest route out of this crazy desert.

  6. Hero122 says:

    @ wolfe, because were still James at the time of this happening, remember?

  7. Derp says:

    Begin combat training montage.

  8. Loof says:

    Shrug, heal up and move on.

  9. Typeandkey says:

    They are easily pushed around, use this

  10. Hiimgod says:

    Tell them that you are leaving and they should follow and serve you in a totally not (but totally is)slave-ish manor.

  11. Liefizul says:

    I second Hiimgod’s manor suggestion. The goblins would probably prefer a huge manor over their desert.

  12. Typeandkey says:

    going with Liefizul, a huge manor would spruce everything up.

  13. Riaxh says:

    well you won’t abandon them. Show them what they’re made of.

  14. Jacuzzi Splot says:

    Teach them to hide at least.

  15. TheDaveAlliance says:

    MONTAAAAAAAAAAGE!

  16. Blue_Elite says:

    Quest for vengeance.

    OR

    Quest for revenge.

  17. Myself says:

    Show the goblins the error of their ways in song

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