Ask them what horrible things they’ll do to you while making vivid suggestions
Yea, I don’t think they’re the bad guys…
What do you do?
Talk civilly with them
moar vivid suggestions for horrible things after tea but less violent bloody and more… lol jk
Converse maturely with them.
History, backstory, Conflict. GO.
Get ready to leave since that is all they want
Start a completely unnecessary diplomatic incident.
Seems appropriate to ask where you are.
Tea is not good enough. Demand High Tea.
What!? TEA!??? NO WAY! REFUUUUSEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
It might be poisoned, drink his tea instead
Drink, in the most epic way possible.
Eh, drink some tea, what’s the worst that can happen?
Try to think up an excuse for your behavior that doesn’t make you sound racist.
Subtly imply your racist/stereotypical views toward goblins to the rest of the audience.
Ask for new clothes
“So… The stories.. Are all to scare children?”
what liefizul said
Ask where all that grass came from.
OR
Be incredibly finicky about the quality of your tea.
Realize too late that the tea if full of hallucinogens.
Be open minded, as a former undead who are you to judge
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Talk civilly with them
moar vivid suggestions for horrible things after tea but less violent bloody and more… lol jk
Converse maturely with them.
History, backstory, Conflict. GO.
Get ready to leave since that is all they want
Start a completely unnecessary diplomatic incident.
Seems appropriate to ask where you are.
Tea is not good enough. Demand High Tea.
What!? TEA!??? NO WAY! REFUUUUSEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
It might be poisoned, drink his tea instead
Drink, in the most epic way possible.
Eh, drink some tea, what’s the worst that can happen?
Try to think up an excuse for your behavior that doesn’t make you sound racist.
Subtly imply your racist/stereotypical views toward goblins to the rest of the audience.
Ask for new clothes
“So… The stories.. Are all to scare children?”
what liefizul said
Ask where all that grass came from.
OR
Be incredibly finicky about the quality of your tea.
OR
Realize too late that the tea if full of hallucinogens.
Be open minded, as a former undead who are you to judge