Make sure your guild members are actually evil, no do-gooders
Oh boy, you drove yourself into a bad one.
What do you do?
Sulk at how non-evil your evil club is.
Facepalm repeatedly
Demonstrate your natural preference for Supreme and Total EEEEEVVVVIIIILLLL!!!… you know, so they get the message.. lead by example and all that.
i second BCH.
Shoot an arrow in the air, and watch as it kills someone. Take notes.
Shoot an arrow into the air at random to decide which direction to go.
Realise that you’re not a guild, you’re a support group for the evil-challenged.
Provoke silent girl. Maybe she’ll do something semi-evil.
Decide that corrupting these good people is the only way to be evil.
OR
Take the path of least resistance and defect to good.
Realize that you aren’t particularly evil either.
Kill the weakest one to establish dominance.
Reluctantly play I Spy while wandering aimlessly
Resolve to teach these poor goody-goodies how to be properly evil.
Share Stark’s enthusiasm for drawing
Start crying
*facepalm* that is all there is
kill one of them… make an example
Sarcastically suggest that your group be called the “Do-Gooder’s Guild”
give the pink hair lady a pen and paper so that she can communicate
(Attempt to) Kill everyone.
Complain about how this guild is lamer than the sparkly vampire guild.
ask why they joined your evil guild if they, themselves, are not evil.
Continue to be in denial of how evil you and your guild are.
Quit the guild and go wondering.
“Drawing horrible stuff, right?”
Discover your true calling.
Realize that it is your duty to turn this ragtag group of do-gooders into the stuff of nightmares.
Train your guild members to be evil
Stark is the only suitable member of the West Bandit Guild. Compliment him on his love of the medieval execution method of drawing and quartering.
Kill something helpless again, but this time make sure it isn’t an evil spirit in disguise
Bend their abilities to your advantage. Put Phebes in charge of recruiting an army, Stark can help with propaganda, flag design and architectural planning, Conner can build a structure. Use their abilities to create an evil lair and army.
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Sulk at how non-evil your evil club is.
Facepalm repeatedly
Demonstrate your natural preference for Supreme and Total EEEEEVVVVIIIILLLL!!!… you know, so they get the message.. lead by example and all that.
i second BCH.
Shoot an arrow in the air, and watch as it kills someone. Take notes.
Shoot an arrow into the air at random to decide which direction to go.
Realise that you’re not a guild, you’re a support group for the evil-challenged.
Provoke silent girl. Maybe she’ll do something semi-evil.
Decide that corrupting these good people is the only way to be evil.
OR
Take the path of least resistance and defect to good.
Realize that you aren’t particularly evil either.
Kill the weakest one to establish dominance.
Reluctantly play I Spy while wandering aimlessly
Resolve to teach these poor goody-goodies how to be properly evil.
Share Stark’s enthusiasm for drawing
Start crying
*facepalm*
that is all there is
kill one of them… make an example
Sarcastically suggest that your group be called the “Do-Gooder’s Guild”
give the pink hair lady a pen and paper so that she can communicate
(Attempt to) Kill everyone.
Complain about how this guild is lamer than the sparkly vampire guild.
ask why they joined your evil guild if they, themselves, are not evil.
Continue to be in denial of how evil you and your guild are.
Quit the guild and go wondering.
“Drawing horrible stuff, right?”
Discover your true calling.
OR
Realize that it is your duty to turn this ragtag group of do-gooders into the stuff of nightmares.
Train your guild members to be evil
Stark is the only suitable member of the West Bandit Guild. Compliment him on his love of the medieval execution method of drawing and quartering.
Kill something helpless again, but this time make sure it isn’t an evil spirit in disguise
Bend their abilities to your advantage. Put Phebes in charge of recruiting an army, Stark can help with propaganda, flag design and architectural planning, Conner can build a structure. Use their abilities to create an evil lair and army.