Name: Fletcher Str: 14 Dex: 15 Int: 12 Chas: 11
Fletcher the archer of DOOOOM has been born.
What do you do?
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Go murder a few people and level.
Get basic training and be the best in class
Kill ten boars.
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Do a character creation dance!
Go arch some doom.
Look at your surroundings
OR (nice lightning btw)
Due to circumstances, flee your former Doommates.
do something evil
Next bitches!
Be on your way to the headsman then suddenly the guard takes an arrow to the knee! Then Run.
Or:
sing the doom song! (lyrics: doom doom doom doom doom doom)
Do not allow anyone to mispell your name.
Receive obligatory starter quest that you know you aren’t going to actually do, but is going to be something to kick off a plot of wacky hijinks.
Do what any adventurer just starting out would do: ogle some bewbs.
James: Ask why you needed to make an alt for this story.
Go to the nearest art gallery and critique a pair of bewbs.
Spend hours learning about your history.
Wonder why you are a male tiefling while the only suggestion made on the race selection screen reads “female”.
Go to bed
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Fletcher, go and pet a kitten!
Commit heinous atrocities upon the general populace.
OR
Go burglarize a shop, they have all the best loot.
See what the rulebook has to say about tieflings.
Next. Just like old times.
recieve Evil Rulebook.
also, nice artwork on this panel ^^.
Be born
I second Loof.
Use doom-basef archery skills to pin somebody to a wall.
Go arch some doom
Purchase a colorful drink to impress the ladies.
Begin with the story of how you acquired the DOOOM title.
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Mail (will not be published) (required)
Website
Next
Go murder a few people and level.
Get basic training and be the best in class
Kill ten boars.
next
Do a character creation dance!
Next
Go arch some doom.
Look at your surroundings
OR (nice lightning btw)
Due to circumstances, flee your former Doommates.
Next
do something evil
Next bitches!
Be on your way to the headsman then suddenly the guard takes an arrow to the knee! Then Run.
Or:
Next
sing the doom song! (lyrics: doom doom doom doom doom doom)
Do not allow anyone to mispell your name.
Receive obligatory starter quest that you know you aren’t going to actually do, but is going to be something to kick off a plot of wacky hijinks.
Do what any adventurer just starting out would do: ogle some bewbs.
James: Ask why you needed to make an alt for this story.
Go to the nearest art gallery and critique a pair of bewbs.
Spend hours learning about your history.
Wonder why you are a male tiefling while the only suggestion made on the race selection screen reads “female”.
Go to bed
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Fletcher, go and pet a kitten!
Commit heinous atrocities upon the general populace.
OR
Go burglarize a shop, they have all the best loot.
See what the rulebook has to say about tieflings.
Next. Just like old times.
recieve Evil Rulebook.
also, nice artwork on this panel ^^.
Be born
I second Loof.
Use doom-basef archery skills to pin somebody to a wall.
Go arch some doom
Purchase a colorful drink to impress the ladies.
Begin with the story of how you acquired the DOOOM title.
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