Evilly rescue your party in a very evil manner, evil
You release all your party members, while the paladins and the knights keep arguing.
What do you do?
make up a name for the silent girl
Quickly leave before the guy you stole that rib bbq alert the guards.
skip to grand escape
Run into last minute complications.
Inventory the rib.
Vow to keep the corpses of anyone you kill
Burn down the inn.
Start making a rib collection. OR Add barbecue sauce
Slice some wrists in the (evil) proces.
revisit rib’s owner, you may need more.
Dance a ‘Dance of Evil’ on your way out of the inn.
Don’t forget to tip the innkeeper. You’re not THAT evil.
Strategically retreat. Threaten to shoot anyone who says you’re running away.
James: Inventory rib. Somehow.
Level up from killing someone and taking their rib.
Kidnap the weakest-looking paladin for interrogation. (It’s time to figure out why they’re after you)
OR
Tempt the stupidest-looking paladin to join the dark side.
Do something Evil and frame the Paladins.
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make up a name for the silent girl
Quickly leave before the guy you stole that rib bbq alert the guards.
skip to grand escape
Run into last minute complications.
Inventory the rib.
Vow to keep the corpses of anyone you kill
Burn down the inn.
Start making a rib collection.
OR
Add barbecue sauce
Slice some wrists in the (evil) proces.
revisit rib’s owner, you may need more.
Dance a ‘Dance of Evil’ on your way out of the inn.
Don’t forget to tip the innkeeper. You’re not THAT evil.
Strategically retreat. Threaten to shoot anyone who says you’re running away.
James: Inventory rib. Somehow.
Level up from killing someone and taking their rib.
Kidnap the weakest-looking paladin for interrogation.
(It’s time to figure out why they’re after you)
OR
Tempt the stupidest-looking paladin to join the dark side.
Do something Evil and frame the Paladins.