Arrive somewhere horrifying
Oh gods…it has chairs and everything.
What do you do?
Ask why it’s called the “goose”. You don’t want to know about the “grease” part.
OR
Get a room and strategize.
Give counterfeit gold… he won’t notice.
Have a bargain so good, it might as well be stealing
Apply Arrow to: Chris’ forehead.
He is not understanding you, make him
have stark make examples of people
James: Greesy Goose…..
Trivia: burning down the Greesy Goose was my first ever suggestion
Take twelve percent off him.
Kill chris
Burn the place down.
Enter your rooms.
Steal the keys to rooms.
Force him to sign a contract legally changing his name into Steve.
Attempt to strong-arm him into giving you the room for free, but end up paying waaaaay more than you should.
Wait for a non-zombie apocalypse
Call Chris a manipulating fiend.
Kill him, nuff said.
Sell one your group as a slave.
Makes Phebes/Phoebe pay for it
Kill the shop owner… if its not evil…RAGE
Get a room and wait for the oppiset of Zombies
Ask for the five-finger-discount on their valuables.
Or
What’s the opposite of the Living Dead? The Deadly Living? Sanctified Immortals?
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Ask why it’s called the “goose”. You don’t want to know about the “grease” part.
OR
Get a room and strategize.
Give counterfeit gold… he won’t notice.
Have a bargain so good, it might as well be stealing
Apply Arrow to: Chris’ forehead.
He is not understanding you, make him
have stark make examples of people
James: Greesy Goose…..
Trivia: burning down the Greesy Goose was my first ever suggestion
Take twelve percent off him.
Kill chris
Burn the place down.
Enter your rooms.
Steal the keys to rooms.
Force him to sign a contract legally changing his name into Steve.
Attempt to strong-arm him into giving you the room for free, but end up paying waaaaay more than you should.
Wait for a non-zombie apocalypse
Call Chris a manipulating fiend.
Kill him, nuff said.
Sell one your group as a slave.
Makes Phebes/Phoebe pay for it
Kill the shop owner…
if its not evil…RAGE
Get a room and wait for the oppiset of Zombies
Ask for the five-finger-discount on their valuables.
Or
What’s the opposite of the Living Dead? The Deadly Living?
Sanctified Immortals?