Steal the most valuable thing you can find
You head right for the jewel store and start packing your inventory with overpriced gems. Man, they told you it’d happen at some point, but you weren’t expecting it today…the Hellspawn invasion has taken the capital of Bandelin.Best part – they don’t seem to be interested in attacking you, they must sense that you’re evil. Wow, you actually think that your face might be stuck like that.
What do you do?
Wet your robe in joy.
or
Touch yourself….to make sure this dream can only get better!
or
Pinch yourself to make sure this isn’t a dream that is about to go horribly wrong.
or
Surprise plot intrusion from silent girl.
I second
Surprise plot intrusion from silent girl.
Kill the hellspawn, if they won’t fight back, free XP’s!
The hellspawn are docile, that means it’s EVIL to kill them
or
Make the hellspawn your guild members
Have your joy killed.
steal ALL the things!
Let the happiness and joy continue for 1 more frame.
Leave before the plot twist ruins your day!
Steal some kickass gear.
Looting Montage!
Loof seconded.
OR
Get a plundering quest from a hellspawn, and level up.
Dance with the cute hellspawn.
Suddendly notice phoebe.
OR give phoebe a gift
Don’t let anyone or anything bring down your buzz.
OR
Challenge Fletcher to fit two over-sized gems in his mouth.
OR
Pose the hellspawn in hilarious positions.
(i.e. hellspawn tea party)
looting montage!
or
celebratory dance with you’re party.
check out what your cool hellspawn comrades are doing.
Well, you’re sure joyful. You know what that means… it’s killjoy time.
notice the rest of the group fighting against the hellspawn
Say “hi” to your skullairy, it’s been a while since we’ve seen him
Swim in a big pile of money.
grab some fancy new magic items while you’re at it