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Kill of the century

Kill something helpless, like a bunny

Innonce…purity…

…a dark spirit’s master plan ruined. You should just head to Rivenhelm, maybe at the center of the evil continent you’ll find something evil you can do.

What do you do?

36 Suggestions for “Kill of the century”

  1. pie113 says:

    Kill the mayor.

  2. Yomojo says:

    Let the evil spirit possess you

  3. Zeruel says:

    Level up.

  4. Typeandkey says:

    Travel to Rivenhelm in the most amazingly evil way imaginable.

  5. Hiimgod says:

    Don’t go to the Evil capital, you will just make it good some how inadvertantly.

  6. Jack says:

    Find a real evil quest.

  7. Derp says:

    Give it a hug. A knife hug.

  8. Duck says:

    Give up on evil.

  9. Azreal says:

    Eat the rabbit and then go to Rivenhelm.

  10. Typeandkey says:

    or
    Travel to Rivenhelm on a chariot pulled by demonic bunnies.

  11. Bard says:

    Level up

  12. Supernerd says:

    Advise the evil spirit that next time it should avoid using edible animals as its host.

  13. Cero says:

    do something good?

  14. TSSL says:

    Transport yourself using brutality and slaughter.

  15. warjackle says:

    Suddenly realise that you yourself are becomeing a GOODIETWOSHOES
    Destroy your self

  16. klyka says:

    Offer to become a host to your new demonic entity friend. That’s evil right?

  17. Layman says:

    Well crap. Maybe try robbing someone.

  18. pie113 says:

    Do I here a killing spree montage?

  19. Azure Metroid says:

    Sky blue just doesn’t seem very evil. Travel to Rivenhelm and get a shady back-alley eye transplant and opt for a more sinister eye color.

  20. necoo says:

    lv up perhaps?

  21. Myself says:

    Do something despicable already!

  22. Unisovshua says:

    The universe is making you fail. Try doing something good so the universe will make you do something evil.

  23. Max says:

    I like all these suggestions, any of the above

    Better yet

    ALL of the above

  24. Demonio Penguino says:

    As someone said before, TRY to do something good so that you’ll screw up and end up doing something bad.

  25. silverfox6000 says:

    Try to capture in a bottle… then sell it on the black market or first city u go too. selling somebodys soul to someone…now thats just evil

  26. Crazycolorz5 says:

    I 2nd klyka

  27. Ryan says:

    Come to terms that your in an evil area and anything you kill is almost certainly going to be evil making you good.

  28. Selbbin says:

    Ride to Rivenhelm on something stolen.

  29. Tadaboo says:

    Notice the exp bar

  30. camail says:

    Just kill yourself to prevent more good acts.

  31. Be evil by ignoring the suggestion of the narrator and heading in a direction opposite of Riverhelm.

  32. lostaname says:

    Recieve some unholy powers for killing the possesed rabid.

  33. lostaname says:

    Since your evil intentions make you do good things….test if you can do evil by having good intentions.

  34. Thanatos1320 says:

    Blaze a trail of destruction and despair on your way to Rivenhelm.

  35. Unisovshua says:

    Look on the bright side. If you hadn’t killed the dark master, he would’ve taken over the world before you had a chance.

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