Cure James’s curse

You do that, and he seems very greatful…


Oh hey, you got your goatee back…talkin’ to James now, not..not the girl one. I can see how this can get confusing.
What do you do?
Cure James’s curse

You do that, and he seems very greatful…


Oh hey, you got your goatee back…talkin’ to James now, not..not the girl one. I can see how this can get confusing.
What do you do?
Shapeshifter! Kill it, kill it with fire!
Realize the moral of all these stories is that everything’s better when you have a goatee.
Display your soul patch proudly.
Realize that the moral of the story is that everything is better with friends & that you can’t force your views on other people.
You haven’t learned your lesson yet, don’t get your hopes up.
James: Wait…you woke up in a lab so how can you be there
Ask the Knight of Light how your watching yourself get saved from something.
Or
Realise that you CAN SEE THE FUTURE!
wait…the curse probley dint end well did it?
i hear necromancers kinda hate the take apart your spell/curse/undead army of destruction/evil plans in general/misc. so they usely have a backup curse
Make it so Jane won’t regret saving your sorry ass.
James: Act like you’re not at all extremely confused in the slightest.
James: Believe that actually happened!
James: be jealous of the other you
PRAISE THE GODS.
try harder to figure out what the lesson is.
Resolve to get to know Jane better when you see her again.
Ask him what happened.
or
James: blame your doppelganger for all of your life’s problems
Decide that when all these stories are over you will grow your goatee back.
Realize that there’s still one more story to go, so this current one can’t end well.
Break out the razor, and scrape that blond chin slug trail off of your face.
Resolve to grow back your gotee or something less…traitorious
I’m a bit lost regarding the timeline; when did this occur before James’ current lapse?
Vow never to shave off your goatee again.
jane: slap him for getting in so much trouble
James: You don’t remember this happening, retell this part in your own way.