James: Retell that part of the story YOUR way
You weren’t there, but this is probably how it went down.
What do you do?
next
Look at that weird thing!
Learn the real reason the goblins were giving up without a fight. Or next. Next is also good.
James: ask if all the stories are over in the most annoying way possible.
Night of Light: Continue to tell the story the proper way.
James: Dodge before the knight of light smacks you upside the head again.
Continue on with the story.
Realize that this actually is how it happened.
Laugh silently at your lasers
James: Learn something.
sulk.
Have the Knight of Light point out something very blatantly obvious.
Or…
Readers: Break fourth wall and smack James upside the head. It’d be hilarious to break it that way.
James: get scolded
Jane: Actually, use YELLOW lasers.
Knight of Light: Slap
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next
Look at that weird thing!
Learn the real reason the goblins were giving up without a fight. Or next. Next is also good.
James: ask if all the stories are over in the most annoying way possible.
Night of Light: Continue to tell the story the proper way.
James: Dodge before the knight of light smacks you upside the head again.
Continue on with the story.
Realize that this actually is how it happened.
Laugh silently at your lasers
James: Learn something.
sulk.
Have the Knight of Light point out something very blatantly obvious.
Or…
Readers: Break fourth wall and smack James upside the head. It’d be hilarious to break it that way.
James: get scolded
Jane: Actually, use YELLOW lasers.
Knight of Light: Slap