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Nighty night

Steal the keys to rooms

You steal the keys, and yet Conner pays for the rooms anyway…Oh well it’s been a long day, you need to get some sleep.

At least you’ll die rested.

What do you do?

23 Suggestions for “Nighty night”

  1. Blue_Elite says:

    Point out you really have done anything that bad… yet.

    OR

    Resent Xeroxcious’s statement. It’s clearly noon.

  2. Unisovshua says:

    Well, at least one member of you guild is evil.

  3. Kouk says:

    Die with dignity.

  4. Ryan says:

    Go back to sleep.

  5. Cloymax says:

    disregard death, aquire more sleep

  6. Derp says:

    “Top of the morning to ya!”

  7. jerqod says:

    pin the blame on a helpless old lady.

  8. Hero122 says:

    Watch as he spings the trap you set for intruders.

  9. jerqod also says:

    ask the talking sword why it wants you dead.

    OR

    Throw your blanket over your assailants face then quickly grab your bow and get enough distance for a shot.

  10. LastCopTe says:

    Die and move on to last story..

  11. KeJoRo says:

    Complain about his intrusion.

  12. Loof says:

    Try a snappy comeback.

  13. Riaxh says:

    tell the good guy not to judge you just because you’re a Tiefling.

  14. Riaxh says:

    have an outburst at being killed before you’ve had the chsnce to do anything evil.

  15. Liefizul says:

    Get upset and exclaim that you haven’t done anything yet, not summoned a zombie army, not burnt down the place, nothing!

  16. Max says:

    Your name’s not scum, he must be talking to someone else.

  17. VDOgamez says:

    Kick him and scream like a girl.

  18. Ethan says:

    Wake up

  19. Riaxh says:

    complain to the staff.

  20. Typeandkey says:

    Finally someone recognizes that you’re evil. Thank him for understanding.

  21. Typeandkey says:

    or
    “Just five more minutes.” Go back to sleep

  22. Jojo Mellow says:

    Point out that killing someone while they’re lying more or less defenseless is bed is pretty a pretty scummy thing to do.

  23. Yomojo says:

    Reply with “Mornin (physical observation here)”

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