Steal the keys to rooms

You steal the keys, and yet Conner pays for the rooms anyway…Oh well it’s been a long day, you need to get some sleep.


At least you’ll die rested.
What do you do?
Steal the keys to rooms

You steal the keys, and yet Conner pays for the rooms anyway…Oh well it’s been a long day, you need to get some sleep.


At least you’ll die rested.
What do you do?
Point out you really have done anything that bad… yet.
OR
Resent Xeroxcious’s statement. It’s clearly noon.
Well, at least one member of you guild is evil.
Die with dignity.
Go back to sleep.
disregard death, aquire more sleep
“Top of the morning to ya!”
pin the blame on a helpless old lady.
Watch as he spings the trap you set for intruders.
ask the talking sword why it wants you dead.
OR
Throw your blanket over your assailants face then quickly grab your bow and get enough distance for a shot.
Die and move on to last story..
Complain about his intrusion.
Try a snappy comeback.
tell the good guy not to judge you just because you’re a Tiefling.
have an outburst at being killed before you’ve had the chsnce to do anything evil.
Get upset and exclaim that you haven’t done anything yet, not summoned a zombie army, not burnt down the place, nothing!
Your name’s not scum, he must be talking to someone else.
Kick him and scream like a girl.
Wake up
complain to the staff.
Finally someone recognizes that you’re evil. Thank him for understanding.
or
“Just five more minutes.” Go back to sleep
Point out that killing someone while they’re lying more or less defenseless is bed is pretty a pretty scummy thing to do.
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