Enter in the most evil way possible
Normally you wouldn’t be this nice, but she sort of has two levels above you. You’ll be a deathlord who crushes skulls in no time, though.
What do you do?
Enter in the most evil way possible
Normally you wouldn’t be this nice, but she sort of has two levels above you. You’ll be a deathlord who crushes skulls in no time, though.
What do you do?
Fast foward to being a deathlord, only to discover it was daydreaming and you’re still a level 1 nobody.
I second the guy below me.
I third the guy above me.
Go into the portal and start making evil deeds
Accept Quest: Kill Giant Rats
Lol at the GM troll
Accept Quest: Steal Candy From A Baby
Go a little bit nuts as soon as you step through the portal.
accept so many evil quests that you can’t walk 2 steps without finding an objective
Speak only in caps lock from now on.
Get a rehalve rule book and
MARCH EVILY TO THA PORTAL
Accept some quests,then slap the npc and run away
Practise your evil poses as you wait in line for the quests.
Take a moment to admire the secretary’s bewbs before you go. It’s tradition.
http://what-do-you-do.net/2009/06/magical-bewbs/
Onward to EEEEVILLLL!!!
Grab bewbs
I second Blue_Elite
Rehash bewb joke
Start singing your own villain song while you wait.
(evil voice) NEXT
Look over your options.
I second Blue_Elite:
Look at her bewbs.
OR
Next
Practice your monologging on the way there.
Get an exploration quest. Refuse to actually complete it.
Talk about how much you hate ponies.
Take the woman’s bewbs.
Find a quest