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Port us out, Phebes.

Resist arrest

She’s helping.

What do you do?

27 Suggestions for “Port us out, Phebes.”

  1. Jack says:

    Wake up somewhere horrible.

  2. LolaDaRogue says:

    Train horse to teach children terrible life lessons through the medium of puppets.

  3. Jojo Mellow says:

    Run while the guards are still twitching.

  4. Crazycolorz5 says:

    Fail.

  5. Unisovshua says:

    Get the gloomy purple-haired chick involved.

  6. John Evans says:

    …Is it Phebes or Phoebe?

  7. KeJoRo says:

    @John Phebes is a common nickname for Phoebe, so, to answer your question literally, both. Although I do admit, it’s a little jarring her textbox suddenly changing like that.

    High-five Phebes.

  8. Jean Erique says:

    Watch in amazement as the guards are turned into harmless aquatic creatures.

  9. tggda says:

    Wake up in jail.

  10. ForeverLoading says:

    Quick, fire an arrow into his knee!

  11. Typeandkey says:

    Accidentally uncover how corrupt the guards are

  12. Max says:

    recoil in horror at whatever Phoebe just did

  13. TSSL says:

    Kiss her, fool!

    OR

    Evilly laugh at whatever you see next.

  14. TSSL says:

    OR

    Marvel at Ph(o)ebe(s)’ name transformation.

  15. warjackle says:

    type….were in the middle of the evil capital…they are corrupt because they are EVIL

    secondly
    :You are now a dust pile
    good luck next time villian :3

  16. Derp says:

    Learn how to do that, and while you’re at it, learn how to actually be evil.

  17. klyka says:

    Marvel at the odds of Phobe teleporting you into a Jail Cell.

  18. Yomojo says:

    Go pwn some guards

  19. Hero122 says:

    Wake up in a cave populated by peaceful crabs!

  20. Typeandkey says:

    or
    Be completely stunned for the next few minutes/hours

  21. silverfox6000 says:

    FIGHT!

  22. Kouk says:

    Be a dark whiny loser.

  23. Kgummy says:

    Obviously you need to kill the horse.

  24. Myself says:

    CHEESE IT

  25. Blue_Elite says:

    No matter where you end up thank Phoebe in as sarcastic a way as possible.

  26. Tim Thomason says:

    See if Conner’s okay. Because, as we all know, oranges conduct electricity.

  27. DNH says:

    Punish the horse

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