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Shlink

“Accidentally” save the kid

Oops. Your finger slipped…five times.

What do you do?

32 Suggestions for “Shlink”

  1. Unkown Title says:

    make the kid your apprentice as he smiles for not being dead.

  2. Tadaboo says:

    i 2cnd Unkown
    OR
    RUN AWAAAAAAAAY
    OR
    get some mana potions for your party mates so you can go back to rehalve

  3. Jack says:

    Make sure no one saw you do it.

  4. Gogoonthe says:

    Loot the body!

  5. eggface says:

    Get a reward for taking the kid to the slave camp

  6. klyka says:

    Have an existential moral crisis.

  7. Commander Fallout says:

    Hope that the Hellspawn aren’t going to turn on you.

  8. Typeandkey says:

    Escort the child to his parents. y’know, for ransom,

  9. ForeverLoading says:

    Mug the child so you don’t look too nice.

  10. Ethan says:

    Protect the kid.

  11. TSSL says:

    Ask the kid for information/interrogate.

  12. Kouk says:

    Take the kid as your apprentice and give him a name.

  13. PHANTOM says:

    Beat the shit out of the kid & steal whatever he has.

  14. Delirare says:

    Try to force some money out of that kid as a reward… um… mugging, I meant mugging.

  15. Supernerd says:

    Accidentally shoot the kid in the knee.

  16. Hero122 says:

    Make the kid your apprentice, Name him Corgi.

  17. srdudeman says:

    do something evil to make up for the good.

  18. Yomojo says:

    Great, now kill the kid

  19. VayneRumar says:

    Grab your ill-gotten goods and new child servant, then make a break for it.

  20. R. Waher says:

    Yeah, make the kid your new apprentice.

  21. Niriw says:

    James: “Wait, if he’s a negative version of myself, Why is he doing good deeds?”

  22. Liefizul says:

    Forcefully recruit kid into your guild, give him an embarassing title.

  23. bard says:

    Return to looting

  24. necoo says:

    loot the hellspawn… and the kid

  25. Duck says:

    Take the kid as loot.

  26. Derp says:

    Kill the kid better than the hellspawn could have, cuz that’s totslly why you killed him.

  27. Get enough experience to level up!

  28. lostaname says:

    Oh, it’s the orphan vamp kid from Killjoy’s story

    Undo your mistake and kill the kid.

  29. Loof says:

    Kill the kid. You’re evil, after all.

  30. lostaname says:

    discover that the kid is clad in heavy Plot Armor.

  31. Unkown Title says:

    Tell the kid to run and not to look back an destroy this town with umm… a nuke or something deadly of the same kind.

  32. Unkown Title says:

    Tell the kid to run and not to look back and destroy this town with umm… a nuke or something deadly of the same kind.

  33. Unkown Title says:

    Tell the kid to run and not to look back and destroy this town with umm… a nuke or something deadly of the same kind.

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