Charge a membership fee, and actually gain some non-idiotic members
You do that first thing correctly. But these are the only candidates from today, so they’ll have to do.
What do you do?
Charge a membership fee, and actually gain some non-idiotic members
You do that first thing correctly. But these are the only candidates from today, so they’ll have to do.
What do you do?
Start a voting for the guild name.
Start an advertisement campaign that looks suspiciously like an adventure.
Get some enemies so that you can crush and kill them.
Establish the Evil Party of Eeevilll.
Assert your dominance before they realize they’re all higher leveled than you.
start going around selling lemonade or something at absurd prices. ripping people off is always a good start towards evil
Now go get some sweet, sweet questing done
Or try and be an adventure, till u take an arrow in the knee? (i know skyrim reference…)
Form a party and go out to kill monsters and animals and innocent people and level up!
Make Stark the head of public relations.
Have a random encounter.
Begin taking over city’s underground.
Go rob a merchants caravan in order to raise funds.
Have a meeting to discuss the Guild’s plans
Go kill some monsters, like bandits or something, in the forest together for XP.
see if you can get the pink hair lady to talk
go and kill stuff!
or
go raid a dungeon!
fail to notice that the Guild members all keep committing acts of good by accident
Take special note of guild member #3, since she declined a name, as she is going to be the only actual useful person in this group.
second to Max
Max thirded.
Put out an ad for some enemies.
Kill! Kill! Crush! Kill!
Assign a role to each Guild Member
Totally see how that guy can fit two oranges in his mouth.
OR
Kill! Kill! Crush! Kill!
Cameo by a villain and try to recruit them.
Level up through roleplaying experience
Provoke the purple-haired girl.
A Friends refrence… I think.
First order of business: Guild name.
name it Every Villain Is Lemons, or E.V.I.L. for short.
Take the guild out and GRIND for more levels. Because grinding is evil.
OR
Pair up the peaceful girl with the violent guy, and the annoying guy with the buzzkill girl. It’s the only combination that makes any sense.
Don’t draw obvious parallels to your James’ party.