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They might take you in never

Join the Thief Guild

Stupid compleatly justifiable level requirement.

What do you do?

37 Suggestions for “They might take you in never”

  1. Ethan says:

    Gain levels.

  2. Typeandkey says:

    Throw an evil temper-tantrum

  3. fodder aplenty says:

    eat some rare candies

  4. Typeandkey says:

    or
    Make your own guild for super-evil doers

  5. Flamester says:

    Kill beggars.

  6. silverfox6000 says:

    find a cheat code or some kind of exploit to level up real quick.

  7. silverfox6000 says:

    Or maybe kill a bunch of really weak monsters and grind like there’s no tomorrow?

  8. Liefizul says:

    Fight for XP.

  9. klyka says:

    Make your own guild

  10. Supernerd says:

    You don’t need them! Just go out and rob some people!

  11. anonimous says:

    Kill the homeless/ level 1 and 2 NPC’s. Fire at them from rooftops and be sure to LOOK BEHIND YOU every once in a while cause there’s gonna be something there which is going to obstruct your progress. Just keep killing the weak indiscriminately and then when their stronger friends/relatives/acquaintences/guards come, start running…BUT BE SURE TO KNOW WHERE THEY ARE OR YOU’LL LOOK BEHIND YOU AND EITHER NOT KNOW WHERE THEY ARE OR TRIP AND FALL IN SOME HORRENDOUSLY COMIC AND CLICHE”D MANNER!

  12. Jack says:

    Look for your experience bar.

  13. Myself says:

    Level past James in under a minute

  14. Fitzy says:

    Stab Frad for rejecting you.

  15. Derp says:

    I second anonimous

  16. Azreal says:

    Kill beggars and other defenceless people until you’re level 15.

  17. Dark says:

    Kill Frad for experience.

  18. warjackle says:

    Suddenly the capital gets attacked by EVERY SINGAL HERO IN EVERY BLOODY MILE POSSIBLE
    because evil capitals are strongly targeted
    or
    do what anonimous said

  19. DNH says:

    bump into a random questgiver

  20. DNH says:

    or
    flash forward to lvl 10

  21. Kouk says:

    Rob the thief guild to prove your stuff.

  22. silentshooter says:

    montage to lvl 11! (We’re going to surprise those bastards by gaining one extra level)

  23. Supernerd says:

    Get involved with politics instead!

  24. necoo says:

    ….start killing people to lv up

  25. Koyal says:

    Nobody will know you level if you dont speak, pretend to be mute and try to join again.
    or
    Nobody will know you level if you dont speak, pretend to be mute and try to join the Trickster academy.

  26. Mr. Screwdat says:

    use some cheap exploit to either kill him or power level to 10/15

  27. kaploy9 says:

    See if you can rewrite your character sheet like James did once.

  28. Ryan says:

    Create the League if Incredulously Evil Not So Gentlemen…..and Ladies

  29. Burnalot says:

    Try to avoid plot related events.

  30. Gogoonthe says:

    Punch him in the face

  31. Selbbin says:

    just start robbing people

  32. Ironpenguin says:

    Find a small guild that would let you in, perhaps one based out of a cardboard box somewhere.

  33. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Do jumping jacks to level up.

  34. Kgummy says:

    Kill things until you level up to level 15.

  35. zeta-mus says:

    Steal something from their stupid guild

  36. VayneRumar says:

    Apply for an evil internship/henchman position.
    (If ya wants to be da worst, ya gotsa LEARN from da worst!)

    OR

    Find a Thief Guild candidate even less qualified than you, then rob them.

  37. AMicrowave says:

    I second Typeandkeyl, only with blackjacks, and hookers, you know what forget the guild.

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