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Time to be evil and get evil quests to kill orphans and things. You better do that from the evil tower of death in your home town of Elreath.

What do you do?

43 Suggestions for “Tome 1”

  1. Zonath says:

    Look for an orphan to kick, and then go get a quest.

  2. CtrlAltonDel says:

    Explore that weird volcano-ey thing
    -or-
    Do a stupid dance

  3. Hiimgod says:

    Kill everything but yourself on the way to the moutain

  4. Jacuzzi Splot says:

    Go on a killing spree

  5. Bard says:

    Kill your Quest giver. He’s a pansy. A real evildoer goes and does evil shit on his own whims.

  6. Ethan says:

    Test your immunity to lava.

  7. Unisovshua says:

    Enter Evil Tower of Death and look around. Then talk to the secretary.

  8. 1337man says:

    Realize killing orphans doesn’t pay well, then go kill wealthier people.

  9. LolaDaRogue says:

    Yeah, you go do that.

  10. LolaDaRogue says:

    Find something adorable and kick it.

  11. Hero122 says:

    Several adventures later…

  12. Typeandkey says:

    See that puppy? Kick it.

  13. ScareKro says:

    Do your own musical rendition of Slaughter Your World (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcbazH6aE2g) in the nearest village before beginning your life of questing and adventure.

  14. Kouk says:

    Ascend.

  15. warjackle says:

    Command the armys of evil
    if you have no army
    do what scarekro wanted to do
    also you kill for sweet sweet evil

  16. Flamester says:

    First things first, launch CheatEngine.exe

  17. Jean Erique says:

    James: have an odd sense that you’ve seen something vaguely like this before

  18. Niriw says:

    Go into the tower. Talk to the secreatary. Then go for Bewbs. Definitely.

  19. IrI Lvl 20 Human says:

    Accidentaly find a skull

  20. Supernerd says:

    Be evil by helping out all the evil people with mundane chores!

  21. Max says:

    Kill the first person you see to prove you mean business

  22. Key says:

    Put an apple on an orphan’s head and tell it to keep still. Then shoot it.

    You aren’t aiming at the apple.

  23. Mushy says:

    Jump into the lava pits.

  24. Derp says:

    Give an orphan a hug. With knives, lots of knives.

  25. Lunar-tic says:

    Enter the Evil Tower of Death and look around

  26. klyka says:

    Proceed to Mothers house.

  27. Azreal says:

    Cheat and give yourself God Powers.

    OR

    Steal candy from a baby.

    OR

    Kick a puppy. A hellhound puppy.

    OR

    Shoot someone and steal their money.

  28. TheDaveAlliance says:

    Drink a nice ice tea…

  29. DKB says:

    Get picked on.

  30. Thanatos1320 says:

    Be really bad at being evil.

  31. ForeverLoading says:

    Go get yourself a familiar puppy. And kick it into a volcano.

  32. Riaxh says:

    hunt orphans.

  33. warjackle says:

    what azeral said

  34. Riaxh says:

    be evil and don’t knock before entering.

  35. Crazycolorz5 says:

    Go in and admire the secretary’s bewbs.

  36. Myself says:

    Kill orphan, receive commendation

  37. anonimous says:

    Find yourself some evil cohorts

  38. Tim Thomason says:

    Skip to Tome 15, then back to this Tome

  39. Liefizul says:

    Hear something shocking from an oracle (of evil)

  40. TSSL says:

    Make sure to review pertinent rules about your currently undescribed race.

  41. necoo says:

    punch a puppy and kick a kitten

  42. Blue_Elite says:

    Enter in the most evil way possible.

  43. VayneRumar says:

    Why waste delicious orphan meat?

    Look for things to barbecue along the way.

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