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Time to be evil and get evil quests to kill orphans and things. You better do that from the evil tower of death in your home town of Elreath.
What do you do?
Look for an orphan to kick, and then go get a quest.
Explore that weird volcano-ey thing -or- Do a stupid dance
Kill everything but yourself on the way to the moutain
Go on a killing spree
Kill your Quest giver. He’s a pansy. A real evildoer goes and does evil shit on his own whims.
Test your immunity to lava.
Enter Evil Tower of Death and look around. Then talk to the secretary.
Realize killing orphans doesn’t pay well, then go kill wealthier people.
Yeah, you go do that.
Find something adorable and kick it.
Several adventures later…
See that puppy? Kick it.
Do your own musical rendition of Slaughter Your World (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcbazH6aE2g) in the nearest village before beginning your life of questing and adventure.
Ascend.
Command the armys of evil if you have no army do what scarekro wanted to do also you kill for sweet sweet evil
First things first, launch CheatEngine.exe
James: have an odd sense that you’ve seen something vaguely like this before
Go into the tower. Talk to the secreatary. Then go for Bewbs. Definitely.
Accidentaly find a skull
Be evil by helping out all the evil people with mundane chores!
Kill the first person you see to prove you mean business
Put an apple on an orphan’s head and tell it to keep still. Then shoot it.
You aren’t aiming at the apple.
Jump into the lava pits.
Give an orphan a hug. With knives, lots of knives.
Enter the Evil Tower of Death and look around
Proceed to Mothers house.
Cheat and give yourself God Powers.
OR
Steal candy from a baby.
Kick a puppy. A hellhound puppy.
Shoot someone and steal their money.
Drink a nice ice tea…
Get picked on.
Be really bad at being evil.
Go get yourself a familiar puppy. And kick it into a volcano.
hunt orphans.
what azeral said
be evil and don’t knock before entering.
Go in and admire the secretary’s bewbs.
Kill orphan, receive commendation
Find yourself some evil cohorts
Skip to Tome 15, then back to this Tome
Hear something shocking from an oracle (of evil)
Make sure to review pertinent rules about your currently undescribed race.
punch a puppy and kick a kitten
Enter in the most evil way possible.
Why waste delicious orphan meat?
Look for things to barbecue along the way.
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Look for an orphan to kick, and then go get a quest.
Explore that weird volcano-ey thing
-or-
Do a stupid dance
Kill everything but yourself on the way to the moutain
Go on a killing spree
Kill your Quest giver. He’s a pansy. A real evildoer goes and does evil shit on his own whims.
Test your immunity to lava.
Enter Evil Tower of Death and look around. Then talk to the secretary.
Realize killing orphans doesn’t pay well, then go kill wealthier people.
Yeah, you go do that.
Find something adorable and kick it.
Several adventures later…
See that puppy? Kick it.
Do your own musical rendition of Slaughter Your World (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcbazH6aE2g) in the nearest village before beginning your life of questing and adventure.
Ascend.
Command the armys of evil
if you have no army
do what scarekro wanted to do
also you kill for sweet sweet evil
First things first, launch CheatEngine.exe
James: have an odd sense that you’ve seen something vaguely like this before
Go into the tower. Talk to the secreatary. Then go for Bewbs. Definitely.
Accidentaly find a skull
Be evil by helping out all the evil people with mundane chores!
Kill the first person you see to prove you mean business
Put an apple on an orphan’s head and tell it to keep still. Then shoot it.
You aren’t aiming at the apple.
Jump into the lava pits.
Give an orphan a hug. With knives, lots of knives.
Enter the Evil Tower of Death and look around
Proceed to Mothers house.
Cheat and give yourself God Powers.
OR
Steal candy from a baby.
OR
Kick a puppy. A hellhound puppy.
OR
Shoot someone and steal their money.
Drink a nice ice tea…
Get picked on.
Be really bad at being evil.
Go get yourself a familiar puppy. And kick it into a volcano.
hunt orphans.
what azeral said
be evil and don’t knock before entering.
Go in and admire the secretary’s bewbs.
Kill orphan, receive commendation
Find yourself some evil cohorts
Skip to Tome 15, then back to this Tome
Hear something shocking from an oracle (of evil)
Make sure to review pertinent rules about your currently undescribed race.
punch a puppy and kick a kitten
Enter in the most evil way possible.
Why waste delicious orphan meat?
Look for things to barbecue along the way.