Write in your evil diary all the evil you have done and be proud of it like a boss
You should really learn to read and write one of these days…maybe in this city you’re approaching.
What do you do?
Write in your evil diary all the evil you have done and be proud of it like a boss
You should really learn to read and write one of these days…maybe in this city you’re approaching.
What do you do?
Note to self: learn to write in the blood of your enemies.
Find a skills trainer.
Instead of walking all the way to a city just make a pact with some demonic overlord in exchange for the knowledge of penmanship!
James: Say “Aha!” and point out that you are better than Fletcher due to your ability to read and write, while demonstrating your (in)ability to do so.
check out the city.
Remember that you have the heart of an artist, so it doesn’t matter that you can’t read.
Burn the diary as part of an evil ritual.
Go to the library and learn how to read with the evil little children.
Go to Bard’s College and take a 4 year course in language.
Criticize the most prominent aspect of the next city.
Experience the magic of learning
Read a book on writing.
Read a book on reading
(SUDDEN REALIZATION)
Ask the silent girl it write what she wants to say.
Provoke silent girl.
give a name to silent girl
Promote Fletcher to official guild scribe, then dictate your journal to him.
OR
Kill some random monsters along the way to gain EXP.
Have a flashback to your unhappy childhood
Irritate the silent girl with the most evil torture methods in your arsenal.
Seek an evil tutor.
attempt to seduce her with your evil ways. chicks love a bad boy
kidnap a school teacher
note to self
Dont learn the human languge…
NEVER LEARN THE HUMAN LANGUGE OR YOUR EYES WILL BLEED TEARS OF PAIN
Dont ask
Punch someone in the face out of anger ’cause you’re that evil.
Propose marriage with her.