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Twirp

Get an exploration quest. Refuse to actually complete it

You enter the portal and get stuck with something inferior.

What do you do?

33 Suggestions for “Twirp”

  1. BCH says:

    Cheat! Just copy off one of the existing maps.

  2. KeJoRo says:

    Fire arrows!

  3. Liefizul says:

    Wander around. Fall into hole.

  4. Azreal says:

    Kill him now and get that stuff pronto.

    OR

    Ask for a different quest.

  5. Hiimgod says:

    Rage

  6. Typeandkey says:

    Don’t take his guff.

  7. necoo says:

    go steal some magical bewbs from the secretary instead

  8. Gir says:

    James: Remember that you STILL didn’t officially complete this.

  9. Derp says:

    Switch to the side of good, they can’t be any worse, can they?

  10. Jack says:

    James: Wonder why the starting good quest is the same as the starting evil quest.

  11. Riaxh says:

    inventory it to shut it up.

  12. Ethan says:

    Set a trap.

  13. IrI Lvl 20 Human says:

    Take the quest and go search for secondary quests to do while travelling for the primary quest.

    OR

    Buy or steal a flyng familiar and use him to fas travel and map the continent.

  14. LolaDaRogue says:

    Kill it with your evil.

  15. ForeverLoading says:

    Slay the wild blue floating skull!

  16. TSSL says:

    How about you torture the skull with obnoxious cologne until it gives you a better one.

  17. TSSL says:

    *better one=better quest

  18. Duck says:

    Copy an existing map and get your exp.

  19. TSSL says:

    OR

    Be a deathlord who crushes skulls.

  20. Crazycolorz5 says:

    At least demand a fairy familiar. Inventory it.

  21. Paul says:

    Inventory skull. Watch it die and laugh maniacal

  22. Dellis says:

    Ask the skull if you can’t get the quest to impede a certain elf to complete his exploration quest

  23. Kouk says:

    Make Skullalry your new familiar, whether he likes it or not.

  24. Yomojo says:

    He has no level, kill him!

  25. Flamester says:

    Cheat

  26. Greeny says:

    Make up your own quest.

  27. Typeandkey says:

    Paul says:
    December 7, 2011 at 5:01 pm

    Inventory skull. Watch it die and laugh maniacally
    second

  28. zeta-mus says:

    Use whatever nefarious tactics are at your disposal to get out of this quest
    or
    Blackmail the skull
    or
    Kill skullatry

  29. Myself says:

    Just take the quest and ignore it for the extent of your journey

  30. Hero122 says:

    One adventure later…

  31. ACE says:

    take the skull and use his flames to kill/murder/barbecue your enemy(s)(if you have any)

  32. Ryan says:

    Inventory Skullalry, everyone needs a minion.

  33. Tadaboo says:

    Inventory skullary
    And have de ja voo

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