Declare the boy your apprentice in evil and that you were only protecting your property. Nope, you certainly weren’t protecting an innocent or anything like that.
have an epic scene were the boy joins the guild and the guild kills the Hellspawn, and then stop being GOOD and start being EVIL again I mean seriously you’re Fletcher the archer of DOOOOOOM!!!!
Switch to good, your party members aren’t that evil anyway. With the exception of Stark, but he’s Deblin’s counterpart.
I thought Phebes was Deblin’s counterpart.
beet up the kid and start pretending it was an accident
Take the little boy and run.
Make-up with the Hellspawn by giving them an evil friendship hug.
Declare the boy your apprentice in evil and that you were only protecting your property. Nope, you certainly weren’t protecting an innocent or anything like that.
Second KeJoRo
or
Have a moment of realization that you weren’t meant to do evil, also run.
Claim you were aiming at the child.
Get the kid to join the guild. Then run.
Make the hellspawn an offer they can’t refuse.
OR
Make the hellspawn an offer they CAN refuse.
have an epic scene were the boy joins the guild and the guild kills the Hellspawn, and then stop being GOOD and start being EVIL again I mean seriously you’re Fletcher the archer of DOOOOOOM!!!!
Do the evilest thing you can to try and counteract it.
Force the child into indentured servitude.
That’s evil, right?
OR
Violently noogie the child to placate the hellspawn.
Or
Order Stark to paint the town red with hellspawn blood.
Take the kid and run
or
Try and talk your way out of it
or
Play it cool
Tell them it wasn’t you, it was the red fat man
or
Fine, you’re good now. Demand the good gods save you.
James: “Is the moral of these 4 stories that there’s good inside all of us? The hellspawn, Jane, this guy, even Verzvat?”
Play it cool… with the rest of your guild.
Kill the kid as a sacrifice to some vague deity in hopes of being saved.
Think of excuses, THINK OF EXCUSES.
Explain that if anyone’s gonna kill that little boy IT’LL BE YOU
Abscond with sweet loot.