Speak with bullets then
Oh, boyo, it’s the hootch.
What do you do?
Ask why he was just beating a woman.
Ask what magical effect was causing his hands to be rapidly and repeatedly attracted to a woman’s head, as if by some sort of strange magnetic force.
Also, resume dancing.
Give him a hug to confuse the universe itself into turning on the sound.
….. notice you have infinite ammo
Investigate the reddish glow.
i second entropy
It’s the fuzz! Scaddle ya crooked crawdad!
Take the candy corn out from under your hat.
Make a sign for him to follow you towards the red glow/Investigate it’s source.
Cheese it to the closest speak easy.
OR
Silently imply the coppers will never take you alive.
Shoot his gun!
Remind him of how nice sound and color are.
Assure the police that you have everything under control
get out of the road.
It’s the fuzz! Cheese it!
Be cool, the heat.
Engage in a slapstick routine
look at the red light
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Ask why he was just beating a woman.
Ask what magical effect was causing his hands to be rapidly and repeatedly attracted to a woman’s head, as if by some sort of strange magnetic force.
Also, resume dancing.
Give him a hug to confuse the universe itself into turning on the sound.
….. notice you have infinite ammo
Investigate the reddish glow.
i second entropy
It’s the fuzz! Scaddle ya crooked crawdad!
Take the candy corn out from under your hat.
Make a sign for him to follow you towards the red glow/Investigate it’s source.
Cheese it to the closest speak easy.
OR
Silently imply the coppers will never take you alive.
Shoot his gun!
Remind him of how nice sound and color are.
Assure the police that you have everything under control
get out of the road.
It’s the fuzz! Cheese it!
OR
Be cool, the heat.
Engage in a slapstick routine
look at the red light