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Call of Fletcher

Turn this RPG into an FPS

You were going to say that you don’t know what an FPS is, but then again you don’t know what an RPG is.

What do you do?

33 Suggestions for “Call of Fletcher”

  1. Iknownothing says:

    kill counter

  2. Alphakiller says:

    fire arrows blindly at the nearest “sign of enemy movement”

  3. Myself says:

    Check if Friendly Fire is enabled

  4. Azreal says:

    Ask where you can get more arrows.

  5. TSSL says:

    (I assume that HP is “hit points” and the arrow symbol is, well, arrows, but What does “AE” stand for?)

    Wait until you see the whites of their eyes.

  6. AED473 says:

    Enable friendly fire

  7. Riaxh says:

    camp in a corner and shoot people as they come by.

  8. Typeandkey says:

    Ask why everything is brown
    or
    Enough talk, Action Now!

  9. saskiahamilton says:

    Shoot off screen to reload.

  10. MoustacheTwiddler says:

    Aiming is for the weak, if you fire enough shots one of thems going to hit.

  11. mouldcube says:

    Dwain must be the enemy since he’s not telling! Shoot him!

  12. necoo says:

    shoot the dog when he laughs at you

  13. Duck says:

    Ask Dwain what’s an RPG.

  14. Unisovshua says:

    Do typical FPS-type things.

  15. valen c. says:

    No-Scope your enemies.

  16. Crazycolorz5 says:

    Shoot before you see the icon at the bottom-right.

  17. Kgummy says:

    Figure out how your skills work now that everythings changed.

  18. When did Fletcher’s level jump from 2 to 4, and why didn’t we get increased stats???

  19. Blue_Elite says:

    Begin killing spree.

  20. koyal says:

    Snipe the enemies before you can even tell who or what they are.

  21. Unisovshua says:

    Pony time.

  22. Lolor says:

    Realise that you have levled 2 times!

  23. Thanatos1320 says:

    Find the best sniping position and take the enemies out one by one.

  24. Ryan says:

    scream Leeroy JEEENKINS! then proceed to murder everyone to mske sure you get whatever enemy you are suppose to be killing.

  25. Derp says:

    Camp like the FPS n00b you are.

  26. Yomojo says:

    Shoot at the red blips on the radar

  27. Duck says:

    or
    Make this an RTS instead.

  28. JamestheElf says:

    Kill the enemy in the most innefficient yet effective way possible, (For ex: shooting arrows backwards, grappling them, hitting them with the bow, etc.)

  29. Dino Chicken says:

    Second Unisovshua
    OR
    Second Ryan
    OR
    Try and find your party members, that’s why you’re here isn’t it?

  30. Kouk says:

    Pew pew!

  31. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Bunny hop and circle strafe around until you find Conner.

  32. Mushy says:

    Camp around the enemies’ spawn point for infinite exp and gold.

  33. EVILMETHIS says:

    Say forget this and go into a dating sim!

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