Find out the next challenge is a race, and adjust your HUD accordingly
O…k…?
What do you do?
Fear the green.
Flee from this place. Quickly.
Get out of there before the HorrorTerrors show up.
OR
Go before things suddenly get worse.
IMPOSTER!
Change your clothes. Green is a terrible colour on you. Then set the green clothes on fire.
Be horrified over whatever you see next
Figure out what the dial-wheel thingies on your hands are.
ummmm?
Realize the true spirit of Christmas due to your new color scheme.
Super Fletcher Kart Double Dash!
or
Look at your racemonster
Check out your opponents
Find out that the race involves Angry Birds….and you are the Birds.
Get out of there before the HorrorTerrors show up. Seconded.
Run like the wind. Until you trip on a rock or something.
The Madness is spreading, time to stop this infection in its tracks.
Get on your horse and ride.
Speed away.
(Oh, wait, the wheel-dial thingies are the HUD for racing. *blush* Never mind that particular suggestion!)
Check if conner has green clothes as well.
Blend in with the grass.
Suddenly be genre-savvy.
Refuse to play anymore until someone explains just what is going on.
Find out if the clothes are made with Soylent Green dye.
attend your wedding
Wait, green clothes, positive atmosphere… THIS MUST BE SOME KIND OF TECHNICOLOR CHESS GAME
Shoot the other racers with arrows, in a manner that convinces them to stop racing. Then proceed to moonwalk to victory, on the rationale that if you walk backwards, you can keep your bow trained on them.
QWOP like you’ve never QWOPEd before.
Race to the next area.
Green means go! Start your engines!
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Fear the green.
Flee from this place. Quickly.
Get out of there before the HorrorTerrors show up.
OR
Go before things suddenly get worse.
OR
IMPOSTER!
Change your clothes. Green is a terrible colour on you. Then set the green clothes on fire.
Be horrified over whatever you see next
Figure out what the dial-wheel thingies on your hands are.
ummmm?
OR
Realize the true spirit of Christmas due to your new color scheme.
Super Fletcher Kart Double Dash!
or
Look at your racemonster
or
Check out your opponents
Find out that the race involves Angry Birds….and you are the Birds.
Get out of there before the HorrorTerrors show up. Seconded.
Run like the wind. Until you trip on a rock or something.
The Madness is spreading, time to stop this infection in its tracks.
Get on your horse and ride.
Speed away.
(Oh, wait, the wheel-dial thingies are the HUD for racing. *blush* Never mind that particular suggestion!)
Check if conner has green clothes as well.
Blend in with the grass.
Suddenly be genre-savvy.
Refuse to play anymore until someone explains just what is going on.
Find out if the clothes are made with Soylent Green dye.
attend your wedding
Wait, green clothes, positive atmosphere… THIS MUST BE SOME KIND OF TECHNICOLOR CHESS GAME
Shoot the other racers with arrows, in a manner that convinces them to stop racing. Then proceed to moonwalk to victory, on the rationale that if you walk backwards, you can keep your bow trained on them.
QWOP like you’ve never QWOPEd before.
Race to the next area.
OR
Green means go! Start your engines!