Stock up on arrows, you’ll need more to kill all the morons
You think you’ll start with Dwain.
What do you do?
Stomp on one of the worms to establish superiority
Beware the worms
Split a worm a in half to see if it turns into two. or Point out this planet is full of birds and fish.
Shoot the worms helmet off with an arrow. This is not a time to be subtle.
No, Fletcher.You are the idiots.
And then Fletcher was a worm.
perform a ritual to bring out the hot, worm-drying sun.
Earn a title for having the most kills.
Use your bow’s secondary fire.
get violent
Bi-shot!
Murder Dwayne. You could use the exp boost.
time for CondoR to save the day!
You have feet, don’t you? Use them!
Just kill something already
Stomp stomp stomp.
let them get on with it. just to see what happens.
pretend you have their ancient nemesis, the Crab People, as allies.
Equip spiked shoes, and reopen negotiations with the bottom of your feet.
Summon CondoR!
Decide to become a war hero
Screw the rules… Squash them flat!
Show the worms how you negotiate.
nonchalantly step on them
Epic battle cutscene.
CONDOR EATS WORMS
Challenge the worm leader to a one on one duel, make the duel a game of twister, disqualify worm leader for having no limbs, win by default
Give Conner two oranges to save the world with.
Defeat them with the Early Bird.
Just use double shot a bunch…
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Stomp on one of the worms to establish superiority
Beware the worms
Split a worm a in half to see if it turns into two.
or
Point out this planet is full of birds and fish.
Shoot the worms helmet off with an arrow. This is not a time to be subtle.
No, Fletcher.You are the idiots.
And then Fletcher was a worm.
perform a ritual to bring out the hot, worm-drying sun.
Earn a title for having the most kills.
Use your bow’s secondary fire.
get violent
get violent
Bi-shot!
Murder Dwayne. You could use the exp boost.
time for CondoR to save the day!
You have feet, don’t you? Use them!
Just kill something already
Stomp stomp stomp.
let them get on with it. just to see what happens.
pretend you have their ancient nemesis, the Crab People, as allies.
Equip spiked shoes, and reopen negotiations with the bottom of your feet.
Summon CondoR!
Decide to become a war hero
Screw the rules… Squash them flat!
Show the worms how you negotiate.
nonchalantly step on them
Epic battle cutscene.
CONDOR EATS WORMS
Challenge the worm leader to a one on one duel, make the duel a game of twister, disqualify worm leader for having no limbs, win by default
Give Conner two oranges to save the world with.
Defeat them with the Early Bird.
Just use double shot a bunch…